Need help naming something

[_chuchu]

Ploppy's. Our Pies will make you Plop.

like explosive diarrhea

[quannum]

<your dad's nickname or lastname>'s pizza

keep it simple

[Devia]

Yeah, Grumpy's sounds like he might spit on it.

[Rockstaru]

<Your dad's name>'s Damn Good Pizza

[Kyten]

The Wright Pizza? lawl

[Zalius]

dude weird question but do you guys need pizza pans? my dad has like 3000 or something he's trying to sell like super cheap

[Plow]

Little Leonidas's

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[Lurking Badger]

Dickbutt.

[Aerin]

A Nice Slice.

[Nuker]

Leetsauce Pizza Place

[Lbelle]

Azzip

[Shalyn]

Take what your pizza place has different from the big companies and make that a part of your name.
Ex: authentic italian pizza - Piece of Pizza (with the leaning tower on the sign)
Try to keep pizza in the name, since you need to be obvious about it.

[Retrieving/C.D/Searain]

italian + (english translation)

"La vera pizza" (The real pizza, the real thing, etc.)
"Pizzeria da <insertlastnamehere>" (<insertlastnamehere's Pizza)
"Prendi una fetta" (get a slice)
"Buonissima" (delicious, referring to something edible such as pizza)
"LPBP <insertnameoftownhere>" - (aka "La più buona pizza di <insertnameoftownhere>" - The best pizza of <insertnameoftownhere>)
"Pizzeria" (pizza place, literally)
"Pizza alla Newyorkese" or "Pizzeria Newyorkese" (New York-style Pizza)
"Spizzicare" (which is slang and means "eating unhealthy, yet delicious stuff outside of meals" and sort of sounds like the word "pizza").

[scrockstar]

<Insert Name>'s Pizza Kitchen

or go with a short unrelated Italian name like "Geno's"

[Fallyn]

<Insert Name>'s Pizza Kitchen

or go with a short unrelated Italian name like "Mario's"

fixd.

[Tricen]

Pizzantanople.

[Gunitsoldier]

Pizzantanople.

wat

[Fallyn]

Pizzantanople.

Pizzagascar?

[Sirrus_Asura]

Your Cousin Vinny's Pizza
Pesci's Pizza
Goodslices

Fuck man, anything with Joe Pesci is sure to bring in a good crowd.

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/pesci.jpg

[Araelus]

Call it "House of Cheese" and get Pete Abrams to make your T-shirts and advertisements.

Your Cousin Vinny's Pizza

Fred Gwynne and Marisa Tomei made that movie even more impossibly hilarious. I approve.