Man circumcises self with nail clippers

[EternityEnd]

Stop stealing my advice.

[Tsuko_Asura]

Just preachin' the good word, massa

[Tsuko_Asura]

Weren't you supposed to stop posting at 666?

[EternityEnd]

I couldn't resist posting in this lovely topic.

[archibaldcrane]

The answer is yes, at least once. This is a surprisingly common topic of conversation for girl's night out and opinions are nearly unanimous.

Hmm.

Check out this leap of logic:

American men who aren't circumcised are statistically not white. Your friends don't really care about the cock issue so much, they just decided to use it as their new excuse not to try out our darker friends anymore.

Sorry, had to get that out, probably not the case.





your friends are fucking racists

[archibaldcrane]

completely and totally unrelated, this super gay hispanic dude in this footage I'm digitizing right now for a new comedy central show just said in an interview that he likes to play final fantasy 11 all the time.

just had to break my NDA to get that out. i'm lulzing.

[EternityEnd]

Homophobe.

[BRP]

wow this is so outrageous

you can't see me right now but I am making my "wow this is so outrageous" face right now.

[Kuya]

Circumcision reminds me of foot binding.

The things humans will consider attractive is amazing.

[BRP]

Circumcision reminds me of mushrooms. Mushrooms taste good.

[Kuya]

Delicious bound feet. I will enjoy it.

[Araelus]

Delicious? Mushrooms should be reminiscent of Junji Ito's Uzumaki ... aaaand we're back to horror. Nothing as tame as self-mutilation in those stories, no sir.

[Mizango]

Delicious bound feet. I will enjoy it.

lol Kuya. No man, just no. I was kind of hoping you would not find this thread to be completely honest.

[greenhills]

i perfer uncut, and wish that my husband wasn't circumcised.
and the guy that did this to himself should have just watched that episode in the plastic surgery tv show where the kid does it to himself.

[Jefe]

I cringed.