To buy, or not to buy! That, is the question...

[Mizango]

Now you know what I was doing on Rittiman road when I was in San Antonio

The rendezvous point was that Popeyes on the corner of Rittiman and the interstate. We passed that Army military shit and went to that new Walmart out and picked up a few supplies then went to HEB, got 40 bucks of much needed rations for a measly 20 bucks.

Mo' money, Mo' money....

[Dimmauk]

Now you know what I was doing on Rittiman road when I was in San Antonio

The rendezvous point was that Popeyes on the corner of Rittiman and the interstate. We passed that Army military shit and went to that new Walmart out and picked up a few supplies then went to HEB, got 40 bucks of much needed rations for a measly 20 bucks.

Mo' money, Mo' money....

LOL I eat at that Popeye's. Its the closest one to my house.

[Slapper]

How the fuck do you sell foodstamps? I thought they switched to the card system (EBT) like 7 years ago.

[Mizango]

LOL I eat at that Popeye's. Its the closest one to my house.

OH DAMN!!! I should have called or some shit

How the fuck do you sell foodstamps? I thought they switched to the card system like 7 years ago.

Piece of cake really.

You approach me for my card because you need groceries. You hand me 50.00 cash, if I trust you I hand you the card and write down my pin number and you go and buy 100.00 in groceries. You return home, put your shit up, hand me back my card with the receipt so I see how much was spent and how much was left on my card.

Or if I were a bum, I would just bum a ride to the store with you and I would buy me shit separately while you shopped for your 100.00 in schwag by yourself, meet me at check out, put up a divider and check out as normal.

It's as easy as pie. It works on the same premise if you were to give your GF/Wife/Fiance your debit card and she went to the store or mall. Nothing special.

[SephYuyX]

How does one get food stamps to sell.
Id like for the gov to pay for my gas.

[Mizango]

Simply apply. lol

[Mizango]

-Have a non-uber job? Great!
-Pay your own utilities? Awesome!
-Child care/Pet expenses? Phenominal.


Congratulations! You qualify for 450 per month in food stamps. Come back in one year to renew it next year. Rinse and repeat until you die.

[_chuchu]

How the fuck do you sell foodstamps? I thought they switched to the card system (EBT) like 7 years ago.

read rest of thread or u can apply for them if you need them.

How does one get food stamps to sell.
Id like for the gov to pay for my gas.

-Have a non-uber job? Great!
-Pay your own utilities? Awesome!
-Child care/Pet expenses? Phenominal.


Congratulations! You qualify for 450 per month in food stamps. Come back in one year to renew it next year. Rinse and repeat until you die.

^^^^. You can also apply for TANF (cash, possibly have to pay back) and medicaid (low cost possibly if ur over 18,) all while you apply for stamps. google dcf or enter it into firefox address bar

[Mizango]

I feel like the ????? guy from the infomercials.

THIS IS FREE MUNNIES THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT U TO KNOW ABOUT!!!!

[Mizango]

I'm telling yall, if you've never seen or heard of any of this then youre behind the times. This rabbit hole runs extremely deep.

Seriously its the fucking 2nd of the month and Saturday is a holiday, just pay attention. The next time you are in the grocery stop just follow the lady with 2 buggies full of shit, and watch her whip out 2 cards and struggle to remember pin numbers.

It happens everyday, most people of non ghetto origins just don't see the cat and mouse game for what it really is lol. I dare you, go to the store now or tomorrow and just observe and what not while you're standing there.

[Edgie]

Thats the problem tyche and I run into, we cant be honest and just apply, with our salaries alone we dont meet qualifications. I unlike tyche am not above lying to them bitches and letting my gf apply like she lives alone. We got like 200 bucks back when she was pregnant, and free health care for her and the baby, fuck that child birth is expensive.

Middle class gets fucked all around, we pay too much in taxes, dont get enough back, we dont qualify for any kind of goverment help, you gotta get by where you can. Back when I lived in NY you got "single" ladies living rent free cause section 8 got that shit covered, meanwhile they got flat screens driving around in a pimped out Escalade in fucking fur coats. So yeah if you know someone who doesnt mind selling you some groceries 1/2 off, go for it.

[Mizango]

I don't meet qualifications either, there are still TONS of people that sell them that are around you every day.

Embarrassment makes you "assume" no one around uses them. Trust me.

[Ensam]

Yeah I qualify according to the pre-screening test thing so I'm applying lol

only qualified for stamps though

still

free food + maybe some money on the side = so fucking win

[_chuchu]

I feel like the ????? guy from the infomercials.

THIS IS FREE MUNNIES THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT U TO KNOW ABOUT!!!!

LOL

I'm telling yall, if you've never seen or heard of any of this then youre behind the times. This rabbit hole runs extremely deep.

Seriously its the fucking 2nd of the month and Saturday is a holiday, just pay attention. The next time you are in the grocery stop just follow the lady with 2 buggies full of shit, and watch her whip out 2 cards and struggle to remember pin numbers.

It happens everyday, most people of non ghetto origins just don't see the cat and mouse game for what it really is lol. I dare you, go to the store now or tomorrow and just observe and what not while you're standing there.

TELL 'EM. ♫

Thats the problem tyche and I run into, we cant be honest and just apply, with our salaries alone we dont meet qualifications. I unlike tyche am not above lying to them bitches and letting my gf apply like she lives alone. We got like 200 bucks back when she was pregnant, and free health care for her and the baby, fuck that child birth is expensive.

Middle class gets fucked all around, we pay too much in taxes, dont get enough back, we dont qualify for any kind of goverment help, you gotta get by where you can. Back when I lived in NY you got "single" ladies living rent free cause section 8 got that shit covered, meanwhile they got flat screens driving around in a pimped out Escalade in fucking fur coats. So yeah if you know someone who doesnt mind selling you some groceries 1/2 off, go for it.

It's the wisest decision some people will ever get to make. Btw, didn't anyone earning under 250k just get the largest tax break ever? Like bigger paychecks recently?

[Pringles]

LOL

TELL 'EM. ♫

It's the wisest decision some people will ever get to make. Btw, didn't anyone earning under 250k just get the largest tax break ever? Like bigger paychecks recently?

I have yet to see more money from tax breaks on my checks. Government is still taking 25% of my checks every two weeks -_-.

[SephYuyX]

LOL You can only have 2k or less in your savings acct. Yeah, I failed right quick.

[_chuchu]

Yeah I qualify according to the pre-screening test thing so I'm applying lol

only qualified for stamps though

still

free food + maybe some money on the side = so fucking win

attaboy. Don't forget, you can buy frozen meats, too, which leads to some nice BBQ's and social events :D

[_chuchu]

I have yet to see more money from tax breaks on my checks. Government is still taking 25% of my checks every two weeks -_-.

I may be wrong, but you might end up seeing it in your 2009 tax return

LOL You can only have 2k or less in your savings acct. Yeah, I failed right quick.

tried the full app?

[SephYuyX]

I did the eligibility test, and it kicked me out right after the second page when it asked bout what assests you have.

[Dimmauk]

I feel like the ????? guy from the infomercials.

THIS IS FREE MUNNIES THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT U TO KNOW ABOUT!!!!

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