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  1. 2009-07-02 15:36 #1
    Kyreth
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    Real life Cartman's Mom busted in Baltimore.

    Authorities arrest mom for medical neglect of 555-pound teen - CNN.com

    (CNN) -- South Carolina authorities have located a 555-pound teenager and his mother, who faces a charge of violating a custody order, police said Thursday.

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    That's right. Mom fed this 14-year old boy up till he took up two zip codes, then skipped a custody hearing. Poor kid seriously needs his Cheesy Poofs intake cut.
  2. 2009-07-02 15:50 #2
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    http://personales.alumno.upv.es/~fal...02_cartman.jpg
  3. 2009-07-02 15:54 #3
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    South Carolina represent!
  4. 2009-07-02 15:56 #4
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    That's... a shame.

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    Mom, bathroom!
  5. 2009-07-02 15:57 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    South Carolina represent!
    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/CR...child.gcso.jpg
  6. 2009-07-02 15:57 #6
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    I thought of 5...5 dollar...5 dollar foot loooonnnngg. When I saw his weight.


    That and Domino's 5-5-5 deal.
  7. 2009-07-02 19:16 #7
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    lol I really digg this topic.
  8. 2009-07-02 19:53 #8
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    Arrested for medical neglect?

    Damn, man. That's heavy.
  9. 2009-07-02 19:57 #9
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    How can a TEEN weight 555 pounds? Does he live in a mcdonald?
  10. 2009-07-02 20:06 #10
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    Why does Baltimore have to be in the title? c'mon man she was just found here. It's fucking Edgar Allen Poe all over again.
  11. 2009-07-02 20:11 #11
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    LOOKS JUST LIKE RYKO
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    (10:10:16 AM) Senotaru: Sorry to hear about your mom, dude.
    (10:11:02 AM) Rykoshet: im in the middle of something so if you can just give me the punchline so I can get back to it
    (10:11:12 AM) Senotaru: Your moms a whore...
    (10:11:14 AM) Senotaru: who got arrested
    (10:11:20 AM) Senotaru: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/sc.missing.boy/
    (10:11:25 AM) Senotaru: looks just like you, yo.
    (10:11:46 AM) Rykoshet: o, ok.
    (10:11:48 AM) Rykoshet: you done?
    (10:11:57 AM) Senotaru: The question is are YOU done?
    (10:12:05 AM) Senotaru: save some food for the rest of us, fatty.
    (10:12:17 AM) Rykoshet: Okay, looks like the answer is yes.
    (10:12:22 AM) Rykoshet: See ya
    (10:12:34 AM) Senotaru: I know you arn't working far from your computer.
    (10:12:38 AM) Senotaru: or working period.
    (10:13:11 AM) Rykoshet: Yeah, doesn't make you any less of a waste of time though. I humored you, bye.
    (10:13:39 AM) Senotaru: That kinda hurt.
    (10:14:02 AM) Rykoshet: dont care if it did or didn't, now seriously go away
    (10:14:12 AM) Senotaru: Figures, another black man thats angry.



    lol.
  12. 2009-07-02 20:24 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    lol I really digg this topic.
    You're on a roll. I like this.
  13. 2009-07-02 22:00 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    LOOKS JUST LIKE RYKO
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    lol.
    I don't get it. You annoying him is funny? D:
  14. 2009-07-02 22:08 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SubzeroDiabolos View Post
    How can a TEEN weight 555 pounds? Does he live in a mcdonald?
    I think the McDonalds is inside him not the other way around
  15. 2009-07-02 23:31 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mezmerize View Post
    I don't get it. You annoying him is funny? D:
    Hyst-erical
  16. 2009-07-02 23:39 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    LOOKS JUST LIKE RYKO
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    lol.
    I love that he doesn't even consider entertaining whatever insult you have waiting in store for him.
  17. 2009-07-03 00:07 #17
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    Good news is his ass has it's own congressman.
  18. 2009-07-03 07:33 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I love that he doesn't even consider entertaining whatever insult you have waiting in store for him.
    He still responded. It's not hard to ignore someone completely.
  19. 2009-07-03 07:41 #19
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    Well, apparently not everyone sells off their extra Food Stamps.
  20. 2009-07-03 10:58 #20
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    WUTEVA I FEED MAH BABY! I GIVE HIM BIG MACS WHENEVA HE WANTS! I'M A GOOD MAMMA!
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