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  1. 2009-07-03 22:10 #1
    Charismatic
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    Ryko's version of the story

  2. 2009-07-03 22:12 #2
    Charismatic
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    Admittedly, that would make him awesome... that's why I find it hard to believe.
  3. 2009-07-03 22:36 #3
    AkashiXI
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    "Bitch, please"
  4. 2009-07-03 22:37 #4
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    Ain't nothing wrong with punching a woman
  5. 2009-07-03 22:37 #5
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    ^ had it coming.
  6. 2009-07-03 22:45 #6
    Mizango
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    Niggas.
  7. 2009-07-03 22:48 #7
    Seanr
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    Ryko, why'd you do that
  8. 2009-07-04 17:28 #8
    Sera
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    wait what
  9. 2009-07-04 17:50 #9
    Alleya
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    If you are manly enough, punching a woman can impregnate her.
  10. 2009-07-04 17:56 #10
    Kiarax
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    He clearly elbowed her, nigga don't wanna be no baby daddy.
  11. 2009-07-04 18:05 #11
    Alleya
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    Yeah, elbowing is like anal.
  12. 2009-07-04 18:37 #12
    Kuya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    If you are manly enough, punching a woman can impregnate her.
    Not if you roll back those punches as soon as they land. That's the first thing they taught me in asian pussy fighting class.
  13. 2009-07-06 00:14 #13
    LinktheDeme
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    This wouldn't have happened if she had a gun

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