Nothing ever works out...

[Kuya]

I'll always be fair to you, shiro.

[Colenzo]

Its ok Shiro, you can be as big of a pussy as you want. At the end of the day you are still Jesus.

[Kiarax]

Jesus was a pussy bitch afterall, nigga just let those faggots pin him to a plank of wood.

[Charismatic]

Jesus was a pussy bitch afterall, nigga just let those faggots pin him to a plank of wood.

Nah, when you willingly take that kind of pain for everyone else's sake when you have the power to quite easily fuck them niggas up.... you ain't no pussy.

[Colenzo]

He had a rez though so thats a null point.

[Charismatic]

A pussy would have wimped out of that shit.

[Kiarax]

Wrong. He could have killed them all with better results.

[Charismatic]

Wrong. He could have killed them all with better results.

Look, the dude is fucking omnipotent... obviously you are wrong.

[Colenzo]

Jesus did it to show them that real men never stay dead.

[Kiarax]

Jesus ain't omnipotent, he was a scrub.

[Charismatic]

Jesus ain't omnipotent, he was a scrub.

Nah.

[Kiarax]

Yah.

[Charismatic]

Nah.

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[Kiarax]

Yah.

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[Charismatic]

Nah.

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[Colenzo]

you guys should settle this over a children's card game

[Kuya]

God, He's moody | Salon

According to this, Jesus was a mean spirited Jew.

[Shiroikage]

I am wearing a shirt with a Mandarin collar. I never want to take this shirt off.

[Shiroikage]

God, He's moody | Salon

According to this, Jesus was a mean spirited Jew.

God was kind of a dick.

[Kuya]

If Jesus was not the prophet of love and tolerance that he's commonly thought to be, what kind of person was he?

I think he was your typical Jewish apocalyptic preacher. I'm not the first to say that. Bart Ehrman makes these kinds of arguments, and it goes back to Albert Schweitzer. Jesus was preaching that the kingdom of God was about to come. He didn't mean in heaven. He meant God's going to come down and straighten things out on Earth. And he had the biases that you'd expect a Jewish apocalyptic preacher to have. He doesn't seem to have been all that enthusiastic about non-Jews. There's one episode where a woman who's not from Israel wants him to use his healing powers on her daughter. He's pretty mean and basically says, no, we don't serve dogs here. He compares her to a dog. In the later gospels, that conversation unfolds so you can interpret it as a lesson in the value of faith. But in the earliest treatment, in Mark, it's an ugly story. It's only because she accepts her inferior status that Jesus says, OK, I will heal your daughter.

See? Mean Jew.