so i just showed my penis to

[Howard Roark]

also my roomate claims cougars != milfs

prove him wrong

[Kiarax]

MILF = sexy older lady, doesn't have to be a mother, but yeah.
Cougar = older lady who wants to get with young(er) men.

Your friend is correct.

[Howard Roark]

see, he claims cougs can't be desirable, they're scary and gross only

[Krye]

MILF = sexy older lady, doesn't have to be a mother, but yeah.
Cougar = older lady who wants to get with young(er) men.

Your friend is correct.

You don't have to be a mother to be a mother?

[Charismatic]

Yeah, a MILF has to be a mother, I don't know where this not having to be a mother shit came from.

No kids = Not MILF

[Ivve]

MILF = sexy older lady, doesn't have to be a mother, but yeah.

MILF is mom i'd like to fuck, so how could you be a milf without being a mother? MILFs are always hot, which is why they have the ILF in there. also the title doesn't imply anything about who they're interested in fucking, just that other people are interested in fucking them.

cougar is just a name for any older chick who wants to be a cradlerobber with the big boys. cougars can go either way on the hotness, really. some cougars are like demi moore: pretty bangin and trying to get with a young piece instead of some leathery old steak. some cougars have that same attitude without the looks to back it up.

either way, shit's definitely not the same.

[Kiarax]

Semantics, lots of people just label any and all older fuckable women as "MILF", to each their own. I always agreed but I guess I've been worn down by all the people that disagree.

[Krye]

KILF

[Charismatic]

KWLF

[Ivve]

Semantics, lots of people just label any and all older fuckable women as "MILF"

this is news to me, but then i don't really spend a lot of time worrying about it. generally older people just creep me the fuck out because no matter how nice they look on the outside, you know they're rotting on the inside.

[Ivve]

also, MILFs can be pretty young. i don't think you can really be a cougar until 35+.

[Arvin]

cougars are driven to sleep with younger guys to justify their sex appeal because theyre secretly very conscious about their looks

milfs either are single mothers or are married and are 100% fuckable

both probably suck to sleep with

[Kiarax]

also, MILFs can be pretty young. i don't think you can really be a cougar until 35+.

According to Wikipedia...

Spoiler: show

Always right, etc

Cougars are women who aim to sleep with guys at least 8 years younger. I'm not sure how the fuck they worked that one out, but whatever!
Age disparity in sexual relationships - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
It even says MILFs don't have to have children!

[Charismatic]

wikipedia... always right... etc

[Howard Roark]

completely unrelated but:

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...ar33721_10.gif http://www.narutoimagens.com/img/naruto1094902059.jpg


that's what I first thought of

[Krye]

THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE

[Mizango]

You know, back in my day.... Sera used to make threads about this topic. Unfortunately the chance to either shit or get off of the pot has long since expired.

[Beckwin]

but this topic actually yielded tits

and no penis

lol sorry miz but ohai just owned the fuck out of sera

[Charismatic]

but this topic actually yielded tits

and no penis

lol sorry miz but ohai just owned the fuck out of sera

Correct.

[Mizango]

I got mine.