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  1. 2009-07-06 12:06 #1
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    Dealing with the po-pos

    Cop: Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?

    You: Cuz I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know.. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?

    Cop: Well you was doin' 55 in a 54.. License and registration and step out of the car. Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are..

    You: I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit

    Cop: Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?

    You: Well my glove compartment is locked.. so are the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

    Cop: Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or somethin? Or somebody important or somethin?

    You: Nah, I ain't pass the bar but I know a lil bit.. enough that you won't illegally search my shit!
  2. 2009-07-06 12:13 #2
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    Let's see how smart you are when the K9s come...
  3. 2009-07-06 12:18 #3
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    Woozie, did you see my SS from Neil deGrasse Tyson from this morning? I messaged him to join our BG Astrophysics discussion.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/77599...-collider.html

    Yes, I am that nerdy U CNT JUGE ME!
  4. 2009-07-06 12:21 #4
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    DON'T TRUST THE POLICE NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
  5. 2009-07-06 12:49 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Woozie, did you see my SS from Neil deGrasse Tyson from this morning? I messaged him to join our BG Astrophysics discussion.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/77599...-collider.html

    Yes, I am that nerdy U CNT JUGE ME!
    Just saw it. If you get him to post here, then you're my hero.
  6. 2009-07-06 12:56 #6
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    Oh Mizango. Oh what have you done. There's no turning back now. I will mail you a Tom Jones CD and a Izod sweater vest so your transformation into Carlton will be complete.
  7. 2009-07-06 13:07 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    Oh Mizango. Oh what have you done. There's no turning back now. I will mail you a Tom Jones CD and a Izod sweater vest so your transformation into Carlton will be complete.

    HAHAHA
  8. 2009-07-06 13:09 #8
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    In other news, ME2 news to be precise, I've read several columns that are stating at the end of the game your choice will be the decision as to whether or not Shepherd lives or dies. Apparently there are more multiple endings than in the first one. I'm officially hard over that.
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