I wholly endorse this enterprise.
Press Triangle to attack, square to brood, X to be comically menacing, and circle to promise to never let go.
It can also be the first game to ever become offended and depressed whenever you turn it off. When you start it up again you have to enter into a negotiation with the game to prove that you really love it, consisting of over 600 unique responses, but 80% of the time the game will say it needs some time apart to deal with this stuff and changes its relationship status on facebook to "It's Complicated".
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