attn bitches:

[Beckwin]

this friday (likely) in VA

bitches needed to defeat sausage fest

contact Rykoshet for more details





reward: idk, but I'm sure they'll show you their cocks if you pretend like you'll show tits (or probably even if you don't)

[Ragnell]

gay

[Day]

WAT TIME NIGGA I might be able to leave work early and get up there, gotta call in a substitue pimp tho, these bitches be gettin outta line if I turn my head for 5 fucking minutes.

[Ryko]

C'mon beckwin why do I need bitches when you ride my dick completely unprovoked?

You're pretty enough.

[Beckwin]

what's this about dick riding?

I'm just trying to help you out man. I don't wanna see no topics about "wah wah sausagefest my batman shirt didn't pull 'em like I thought it would"

[Beckwin]

you're better than that.

you just have to believe it.

and believe in your friends.

[Ryko]

Taking a shot at one's self in a joking manner is new shit to you? (referring to the batman shirt)

[Ryko]

I'm just sayin brah, get off the nuts.

[Beckwin]

joking

welcome to the fucking party.

no wonder bitches won't show. no fun being around someone so mopey.

[Mizango]

what's this about dick riding?

I'm just trying to help you out man. I don't wanna see no topics about "wah wah sausagefest my batman shirt didn't pull 'em like I thought it would"

lololllll

[Ragnell]

lol batman

[Ryko]

welcome to the fucking party.

no wonder bitches won't show. no fun being around someone so mopey.

If you say it enough I may start to believe it.

[Beckwin]

see that? miz gets the joke

it's like we're witnessing humorous selection in this very topic

[Ryko]

Beckwin, at what point have I ever responded to your shots in a remotely humorous manner? The whole point of this exchange is you say something, I cut the wind out of the sails, dont rock the boat now.

[Day]

Ryko pretends jokes at his expense aren't funny.

[Beckwin]

I believe that Miz will show, and bitches will follow. Believe in your friends, Ryko, and they will believe in you. In turn, you'll find the strength to not be so mopey and batman-shirty, and you may be able to avert sausagefests on your own.

start small, then get them increasing bitch returns

[Day]

Beckwin, at what point have I ever responded to your shots in a remotely humorous manner? The whole point of this exchange is you say something, I cut the wind out of the sails, dont rock the boat now.

Don't make waves.
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Christo...-Rundown.5.jpg

[Beckwin]

Ryko pretends jokes at his expense aren't funny.

now he's gonna get all mopey and call you out for appreciating something he doesn't like

step 1: recognize the hatin'
step 2: ditch the batman shirt
step 3: bitches

[Day]

in before Day: Still trollin'

[Mizango]

see that? miz gets the joke

it's like we're witnessing humorous selection in this very topic

Bravooooooooo!