attn bitches:

[Charismatic]

more like

redundant

[Day]

ill bring a bitch that went to VCU, she will in turn bring other VCU bitches that still live in Rich. not a problem guys

You see this bitch named Kelly O' Kelly ever tell that bitch to call me.

[Day]

redundant

lol

[tyven]

You see this bitch named Kelly O' Kelly ever tell that bitch to call me.

i often eat at her brother's restaurant Carlos O'kelly's

[Day]

She used to be a Gravitt but married a O'Kelly... wtf why would you do that to yourself when your first name is Kelly. Anyways, she's the one I let get away, I cry myself to sleep over her every other night.

[Beckwin]

ill bring a bitch that went to VCU, she will in turn bring other VCU bitches that still live in Rich. not a problem guys

SEE WHAT I SAID ABOUT BELIEVING IN YOUR FRIENDS?

look now you got Miz and Tyven with bitches in tow. just gotta stop with the hatin and batman shirts and you're golden

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/77655...itches-up.html

nigga i always hate when youre late to the party or rehash shit

that topic was not as good as this one, and just because you roll when you make the joke does not mean you don't hate when other people make the jokes, which is the chief problem here, chief. self-deprecation is one thing; being a mopey-ass is another.

[Ryko]

But I like the batman shirts.

I've never appreciated when someone just takes a joke and doesn't even really bother to change it up. Step your game up, I'll be the first to admit that one of my favorite quips came from you but that just makes it all the more disappointing when you don't even try.

[Ryko]

Meet me halfway here buddy.

[Mizango]

lol this thread is win.

[Charismatic]

Meet me halfway here buddy.

I read sausage fest and then I read meet me halfway

Cock docking?

[Mizango]

Tip Drillz.

[Ryko]

I did say he was pretty enough.

[Kuya]

Char, i don't think they have the equipment for that kind of bonding.

[Absolutely Virtue]

i often eat at her brother's restaurant Carlos O'kelly's

i lol'd

[Atreides]

there's a mexican irish restaurant around here actually

[Ivve]

Speaking of which, Charismatic, don't blackies already get points with the bitches for the "big, black dick" stereotype?

actually we do care

[Ivve]

having a big dick (or at least having people assume you have a big dick) is like having money in a lot of ways. bitches will be a lot more forgiving if your dick is awesome

[Ivve]

but it's a fine line, you can cross over into too much dick. now you're just out of luck; there's no going back from too much dick.

[Conrad]

My dick is like 24 karat gold then

[Atreides]

(or at least having people assume you have a big dick)

what's that called? "Buying dick on margin"?

what happens when the dick bubble bursts?