attn bitches:

[Beckwin]

But I like the batman shirts.

I've never appreciated when someone just takes a joke and doesn't even really bother to change it up. Step your game up, I'll be the first to admit that one of my favorite quips came from you but that just makes it all the more disappointing when you don't even try.

I tied the shirt thing into a greater self-help theme, step off Gloomy McKryepants. This topic is obviously a solid one as many are pointing out, but you're boo-hooing over some goddam batman t-shirt references, which is the core of the fucking problem I'm trying to help you out of.

man I thought there was some progress being made but maybe not... yo Tyven, Miz... maybe this guy isn't worth helping; don't bother with the bitches.

[Day]

let him wallow in his own sorrow

[Sera]

what's that called? "Buying dick on margin"?

what happens when the dick bubble bursts?

hahahhahaha
god damn it atre

[Shiroikage]

There's many ways to make self-deprecation humorous and Ryko did not succeed once in this thread.

My personal favourite is to run with it and accidentally take it into the awkward zone.

[Ryko]

Nah I'm gonna go with you just rehashing shit, sorry brah. Here I am gving you more credit than you're acting like you even want but I'm not gonna kid myself. You can do it bro.

[Day]

why are you so sad and wrong all the time anymore ryko?

[Ryko]

Wasn't it established that it was self-pity?

[Shiroikage]

On an aside, flowers are a much better theme for shirts than Batman if you're going to be picking up ladies.

[Ryko]

Why am I finishing your thoughts for you? Like I said, it's either I take the shot and you go "wow he hates himself" (not the case) or I don't take the shot and you think the same thing anyway. Not like I'm telling you to stop.

[Day]

calm down man shit

[Shiroikage]

We need some sort of meter that quantifies how much one hates oneself because I think I'm somewhere on the leaderboard.

[Charismatic]

That's one I'd gladly lose.
I love myself, I'd make love to myself if I could.

[Ryko]

calm down man shit

Sorry man you got me all riled up and stuff!

[Charismatic]

ryko, you fell off about 20 miles ago... looking like there's no chance of you getting back on.

[Ryko]

Yeah I know man, how can I possibly fix it all? Lost cause? I think so.

[Charismatic]

Yeah I know man, how can I possibly fix it all? Lost cause? I think so.

There's always suicide...

[Ryko]

Or I covered this all already, I dunno man.

[Charismatic]

I ain't suggesting it, but it's an option.
Don't forget that.

[Ryko]

There's always suicide...

I think I'll be swallowed by my self-loathing eventually, It's taking extra time what with how big I am.

[Day]

I ain't sayin' you should do it, but I'd UNDASTAND