Religious broadcaster builds $4M home despite layoffs at his ministry

[Mizango]

if you don't like sex with women, you don't get 72 virgin women awaiting you in the afterlife

lol

[EternityEnd]

if you don't like sex with women, you don't get 72 virgin women awaiting you in the afterlife

Why not? Wouldn't... having 72 virgin women be punishment for a gay guy? I think so.

[Brill Weave]

Neo, there is no religion. There is no reality.


















I just wanted to see if your head would explode like in the Legend of Riki Oh

[kuronosan]

jee ok, sorry for not undersanding wetern humor

there is no such thing as homosexuals, its man made. inter-gender marriage is cascaded from God

god im so baked

This may shock you, Firas, but the Qu'ran, Bible, and Torah are also man-made. So if homosexuality is man-made and sinful, then so are reading the holy books.

The entire point is that God man made how he made man. If God really didn't want people doing things like homosexual sex and such, he would have created them in such a way that the behavior was impossible.

Come on, we're hundreds of years passed this possessed by demons bullshit. This is the enlightened age.

[Faris]

This may shock you, Firas, but the Qu'ran, Bible, and Torah are also man-made. So if homosexuality is man-made and sinful, then so are reading the holy books.

The entire point is that God man made how he made man. If God really didn't want people doing things like homosexual sex and such, he would have created them in such a way that the behavior was impossible.

Come on, we're hundreds of years passed this possessed by demons bullshit. This is the enlightened age.

Ok, you and neo are proving to me, you're just being either stupid, or stirring the pot here.

first of all, how can i agree that people are born homosexuals, then proceed by saying its man made? are you stupid? i said..you ready?
homosexual marriage is man made...did you get that? i hope you did, you too neo.

possessed by demons? you dont believe in that shit? well i dont know about you, but i cant explain, how 2 agnostic girls encountering djinns..

2 of my friends, they dont know each other, same shit happened to them.

They feel someone is breathing on their ear, pressing down their body while their sleeping, sleeping next to them, whispering. They went to several doctors, no doctor in several fields could identify or cure the problem. (mind you, one of the girls is very rich, she went to London to find a solution).

they don't do drugs, they drink occasionally, and they are not crazy...

they tried everything, nothing worked.. and they said fine: "we'll try this Quran thingie" out of desperation...and it worked; i dont know how agnostic they are now; but they both testified that no doctor, or medicine helped them, it was the Quran that did.

i dont know why you mentioned the demons "bullshit" <_>

[Blarg]

Quran, apply directly to your forehead!

[Mansin]

possessed by demons? you dont believe in that shit? well i dont know about you, but i cant explain, how 2 agnostic girls encountering djinns..

2 of my friends, they dont know each other, same shit happened to them.

They feel someone is breathing on their ear, pressing down their body while their sleeping, sleeping next to them, whispering. They went to several doctors, no doctor in several fields could identify or cure the problem. (mind you, one of the girls is very rich, she went to London to find a solution).

they don't do drugs, they drink occasionally, and they are not crazy...

they tried everything, nothing worked.. and they said fine: "we'll try this Quran thingie" out of desperation...and it worked; i dont know how agnostic they are now; but they both testified that no doctor, or medicine helped them, it was the Quran that did.

i dont know why you mentioned the demons "bullshit" <_>

Is this a joke?

[Neosutra]

Ok, you and neo are proving to me, you're just being either stupid, or stirring the pot here.

first of all, how can i agree that people are born homosexuals, then proceed by saying its man made? are you stupid? i said..you ready?
homosexual marriage is man made...did you get that? i hope you did, you too neo.

possessed by demons? you dont believe in that shit? well i dont know about you, but i cant explain, how 2 agnostic girls encountering djinns..

2 of my friends, they dont know each other, same shit happened to them.

They feel someone is breathing on their ear, pressing down their body while their sleeping, sleeping next to them, whispering. They went to several doctors, no doctor in several fields could identify or cure the problem. (mind you, one of the girls is very rich, she went to London to find a solution).

they don't do drugs, they drink occasionally, and they are not crazy...

they tried everything, nothing worked.. and they said fine: "we'll try this Quran thingie" out of desperation...and it worked; i dont know how agnostic they are now; but they both testified that no doctor, or medicine helped them, it was the Quran that did.

i dont know why you mentioned the demons "bullshit" <_>

Hahahahahahahahaaha.


Homosexual marriage man made, male/female marriage god made, demons possessing his "agnostic" friends, I just peed a little lol.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Tricen]

Ok, you and neo are proving to me, you're just being either stupid, or stirring the pot here.

first of all, how can i agree that people are born homosexuals, then proceed by saying its man made? are you stupid? i said..you ready?
homosexual marriage is man made...did you get that? i hope you did, you too neo.

possessed by demons? you dont believe in that shit? well i dont know about you, but i cant explain, how 2 agnostic girls encountering djinns..

2 of my friends, they dont know each other, same shit happened to them.

They feel someone is breathing on their ear, pressing down their body while their sleeping, sleeping next to them, whispering. They went to several doctors, no doctor in several fields could identify or cure the problem. (mind you, one of the girls is very rich, she went to London to find a solution).

they don't do drugs, they drink occasionally, and they are not crazy...

they tried everything, nothing worked.. and they said fine: "we'll try this Quran thingie" out of desperation...and it worked; i dont know how agnostic they are now; but they both testified that no doctor, or medicine helped them, it was the Quran that did.

i dont know why you mentioned the demons "bullshit" <_>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Eratosthenes]

Take that demon story, replace "Quran" with "Bible", and it happened to my mom and several other people I met at church.

[Neosutra]

Did the 2 girls have the smell of ether when they woke up?

[Tricen]

Glossolalia coats my skin.

[EternityEnd]

LOL. Don't you think if "demons" existed, they would be possessing people to... kill other people? OH NO, THEY'RE WHISPERING FAINT, ILLEGIBLE THINGS TO ME IN MY SLEEP! ....And also groping me! What the fuck?

[SamanosukeShiva]

this thread is so much better than TV

[kuronosan]

Ok, you and neo are proving to me, you're just being either stupid, or stirring the pot here.

first of all, how can i agree that people are born homosexuals, then proceed by saying its man made? are you stupid? i said..you ready?
homosexual marriage is man made...did you get that? i hope you did, you too neo.

Marriage is man-made. Period. God didn't just come down from the heavens and go "and lo I say unto thee that marriage shall be unto a man and woman". Man said "holy shit, two guys together, that's nasty... let's make a law that says they can't marry because clearly our Lord didn't design us to be man on man".

Biologically, homosexual attraction is completely natural (well, if you're gay, rather). Marriage is an institution that was completely made by man.

possessed by demons? you dont believe in that shit? well i dont know about you, but i cant explain, how 2 agnostic girls encountering djinns..

2 of my friends, they dont know each other, same shit happened to them.

They feel someone is breathing on their ear, pressing down their body while their sleeping, sleeping next to them, whispering. They went to several doctors, no doctor in several fields could identify or cure the problem. (mind you, one of the girls is very rich, she went to London to find a solution).

they don't do drugs, they drink occasionally, and they are not crazy...

First of all, no. I don't believe in demonic possession. I think it's utter bullshit that people use as a crutch because they're too weak-willed to explain it any other way. The mind can make you do crazy things and hear voices (and yes, there is a cascading psychological effect that can cause other people to experience similar happenings under similar conditions).

I believe in ghosts, which are represented by residual energy that the mind interprets in its own way, but I don't believe in "possession". That's just retarded.

they tried everything, nothing worked.. and they said fine: "we'll try this Quran thingie" out of desperation...and it worked; i dont know how agnostic they are now; but they both testified that no doctor, or medicine helped them, it was the Quran that did.

Yea. We'll try this Qu'ran thingie. If nothing else works when possessed by a demon, don't drill a hole in your head, seek psychotropic medication, consult a therapist, get more sleep, eat correctly, watch less horror movies, get laid more often, or do less drugs. Read a book from the one and only Prophet. It's the only sure-fire way to get those demons out. Come on dude. I believe in the power of any scripture, but you're reaching.

i dont know why you mentioned the demons "bullshit" <_>

Because you seem to act like homosexuality is some kind of sickness that must be purged from people. What you are too retarded to realize (as evidenced by the retarded face you are making in your picture) is that people cannot control what their mind is unable to control. It's a subconscious instinct that is programmed by their genes.

A real God, my God, would never condemn someone for being born the way they were born. That is why I have all but renounced Catholicism. I refuse to believe people are born sinful. Why the fuck would God create man unclean and make them do everything they can to jump through hoops to avoid acting how they were created to act? Pull your head out of your ass and think about that for a second.

Also, it is said that babies are innocent and don't go to purgatory if they die in utero (or before being baptized). Instead, they go to heaven (I think I made a thread about this in spam about abortions) because they are pure, innocent beings.

You tell me, what is it between the placenta and the labia of the vagina that suddenly makes man inherently evil once they pass through the birth canal?

Nothing. If God truly created us using His will, then he would never create something intentionally evil and make them be ashamed to be what they were created to be. You know it, I know it, and anyone who believes otherwise (that isn't an athiest) is a fucking tool.

edit: Also, your friends were both closet homosexuals experimenting with each other and the demon explanation was the only way they could get your help without being killed in the middle of the night you intolerant prick.

[Demosthenes11]

lmfao ilu firas for actually being serious in posting that

[Mansin]

Take that demon story, replace "Quran" with "Bible", and it happened to my mom and several other people I met at church.

BUT THEY WERE LYING. I know so cause the Quran taught us stuff that science didn't know yet, like that mountains keep the earth from shaking. lolin

[Faris]

wait, so you're slightly ok with me believing in God, but me believing in djinn is absolutely silly?

hey man, i dont tailor my religion for my own interests, and how i see fit.

you cant be a muslim and not believe in djinns, I'm almost certain thats the deal with christians and jews too.

but really how do you explain...wait wait, lemme call one of the girls; emphasize more.

Yea. We'll try this Qu'ran thingie. If nothing else works when possessed by a demon, don't drill a hole in your head, seek psychotropic medication, consult a therapist, get more sleep, eat correctly, watch less horror movies, get laid more often, or do less drugs. Read a book from the one and only Prophet. It's the only sure-fire way to get those demons out. Come on dude. I believe in the power of any scripture, but you're reaching.

i'm telling you, she seeked doctors in many fields, she went to london specifically for that, all they told her is; stress, take some pills, finish.

it never stopped, and the funny part she's agnostic, she sounds like some of you..
hearing something like that is shocking to me too, but i do believe in it.

[Faris]

A real God, my God, would never condemn someone for being born the way they were born. That is why I have all but renounced Catholicism. I refuse to believe people are born sinful. Why the fuck would God create man unclean and make them do everything they can to jump through hoops to avoid acting how they were created to act? Pull your head out of your ass and think about that for a second.

Christianity, i'm not vouching for that religion bro. Again you know close to nothing about Islam.


and again with the homosexuality being a sickness, i really corrected myself, wtf man. are you just gonna keep going on that?


and thanks for the comment on my picture, i love it when people throw insults like those, means im pissing them off. we just talking here bro, no need to go personal on me.



Paula doesnt want to talk about it, I'll call Layla shortly. I'm going to call her soon, and find out about this djinn business.

[miokomioko]

"I believe in ghosts [...] but I don't believe in "possession". That's just retarded."

Hahaha