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[wop]

BBC NEWS | Business | The witch job that pays £50,000

A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.

The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.

The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.

The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.

"We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.

'Key career move'

"Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.

"This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and disease."

The £50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas.

"Wookey Hole is advertising nationally and hopes to attract a strong field of candidates with the £50,000 serving as a major incentive," said the site.

It said ambitious witches looking for a "key career move" should arrive dressed for work armed with any "essential witch accoutrements".

Due to sexual discrimination law, the job cannot demand that the post is filled by a woman.

Under sexual discrimination law, unless Wookey Hole can provide "documentary proof that the original witch was female it can't issue a gender-specific job description".

Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100, stipulates the advert.

[lamp]

Id do this shit for 50k a year..

[Mortama]

what would setup costs be for Internet in a cave?

[wop]

This caught my eye.

Under sexual discrimination law, unless Wookey Hole can provide "documentary proof that the original witch was female it can't issue a gender-specific job description".

Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100, stipulates the advert.

Makes me wonder what sort of task.

Fly on a broom? Quiddich?!
POTIONS!

[Wintermute]

This caught my eye.



Makes me wonder what sort of task.

Fly on a broom? Quiddich?!
POTIONS!

I bet part of the interview involves being weighed against a duck on some scales.

[Olo401]

Sexual discrimination laws have what to do with someone being a witch? I've personally known several male witches (through my ex, who dabbled in wicca).

[Mortama]

I thought males were usually known as warlocks?

[Blabj]

Or Wizards!

I don't really think you could pay me enough to live in a cave, some nasty experiences as a child, coupled with the fact that they don't have central heating, internet or even electricity kinda seals the deal really! But I have no doubt that there will be some looney out there who'll do it. They'd probably do it for free. They're probably already doing it. The £50k/year is just the icing on the cake, probably.

[The Stig]

I'd drown the witch to prove she's/he's not a witch/wizard.

[Wintermute]

I'd drown the witch to prove she's/he's not a witch/wizard.

Everyone knows that witches float because they're made of wood.

[Blabj]

I'd have thought it was because anyone who thinks they have any kind of magical powers must be completely full of shit?