Talked to Mistress over MSN with voice chat

[Dimmauk]

am i only the one that likes the must smell my balls have when they get kind of sweaty? i relieve the itch on my balls sniff my hand and it's like this man must. it doesn't smell good like i want to lick it but it doesn't smell bad. i could compare it to how some people like the smell of gasoline.

i just recently started sniffing my hand after i touch my balls. is this weird?

Its the closest thing to the smell of a vagina you will ever get.

[Bagel]

That's assuming he's never gonna go to Red Lobster

[Day]

Fucked with some smelly twats I see guys? idk about you I prefer it not to smell like my balls thanks.

[Klaatu]

Apple juice helps tone down the stank of your balls. True stuff.

[Day]

So does hygiene. Who knew right?

[Charismatic]

So does hygiene. Who knew right?

If you play some bball out in the summer heat and come back in, your balls will be sweaty and smelly... I don't give a fuck what you say.

[Mizango]

If you are a man, and have not smelt you own balls, you are simply still a boy.

^

I do it raw and I do it often. What you need to do is let it sit in the creases over night and get good and ripe, then go to the gym reeking of day old cooter juice, then reach down and swipe a nice finger full of foul lovin'.

That shit puts hair on your chest. Yall niggas aint on our level.

Cept Bagel, he knows what's up.

[Klaatu]

So does hygiene. Who knew right?

Who told you that?

[Day]

Don't play NBA jam in the sun mang, move your beanbag into the shade.

[Mizango]

Don't play NBA jam in the sun mang, move your beanbag into the shade.

lol

[Dimmauk]

So why doesn't everyone carry around packages of wet ones so they can freshen up their nut sack? Women should do the same.

[Charismatic]

fuck NBA jam

[Day]

I know shits hard right

[Dimmauk]

fuck NBA jam

TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL BOOMSHAKALAKA YOUR FACE!

[Charismatic]

TAKE THAT BACK OR I WILL BOOMSHAKALAKA YOUR FACE!

Only worthwhile things about the game were half-court dunks and playing as bill clinton.

PROVE ME WRONG

[Day]

Burden of proof is on you my friend.

[Charismatic]

Nope.

[Day]

Oh, okay.

or alternatively,

Ok, you're right ♫

[Ragnell]

HE PUTS UP A BRICK

[Ragnell]

JAMS IT IN