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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    What is her degree in? If its something good, marry the bitch and suck off her cash.
    would be epic if he did so and somehow she came upon this thread two years later.

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    She agreed on the park by her house.

    Only thing im worried about now is cops coming by. (They search the park for kids using drugs)

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    2 condoms...fo sho

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Which park is that again? *readies videocamera and penis*

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    just fuck her at the table like a real man

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Which park is that again? *readies videocamera and penis*
    Oh you!

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    I'm going to say that I am both proud of and envious of you for pulling that. Ain't shit in Jersey right now as far as I can tell.

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    Awwwww thanks Skirkle!

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    you want to play Twister now.

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    I know a couple of spots that I want to put my limbs.

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    who is that chuyu? that's pretty damn near my ideal woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    who is that chuyu? that's pretty damn near my ideal woman
    seconded

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    that face guys... what the fuck

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    not that I wouldn't hit it because the body is not lookin too bad but... I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about how awkward she looks

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    Kind of like Gianna Michaels, man.

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    afterward that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Kind of like Gianna Michaels, man.
    nah

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
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    there is nothing with her heart shaped Thora Birch-ish face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    2 condoms...fo sho
    tyche knows whats up

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