VA Party Wagon

[Ivve]

gonna go ahead and need ivve to come over here and have sex with me

i read this in lumberg voice

and skirk just based on my personal preference that statement actually falls pretty close to true, for real.

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skinny guys don't do it for me; i think i've said this before

[Day]

now we just need tyche in here

[Ivve]

i can appreciate a good body but i don't want to hook up with someone who looks like a sack full of steak or a biology diagram. i think it's more common for women to be attracted to flaws than for men to be, however.

[Ivve]

not saying he's an ugly dude or anything

[Day]

but probably shouldn't go around boasting about his looks

[Conrad]

now we just need tyche in here

I'd actually appreciate that, I felt a little guilty about picking one that's less appealing so that I could have my ego trip.

[Day]

w/e man he posted that like it was king shit

[Ohaigaiz]

can i post that i'm the best looking guy?

[Ivve]

yeah he made it seem like he really knocked your dick in the dirt

[Ivve]

you can post it but the fact remains that nobody can see shit

[Ohaigaiz]

i am the best looking guy even though ivve doesn't want to admit it

[Ivve]

if only i could fucking see you

[Sera]

i just did! let's all vacation here! NO BRAZILIANS ALLOWED

what? not even the hot brazilian guy in my apt building who looks SO FUCKING GOOD on the elliptical machine? Q_Q

but portugal is european

mah-der-fah-ker

he had that look a lot I'm not sure hes ever hung out with white folk before

he seemed ok when he was pettin' the white pussay

p.s. day is still better looking than tyche until i see something that proves otherwise

friday night:
heather: who's the one with the southern accent?
me: day?
heather: he's pretty! i mean i know he's not really what i'm normally into (she's into SUPER MUSCULAR black dudes only -- like chris) but he's really pretty. i like looking at him
me: well he's almost black
heather: huh? i dont get it
me: nothing. nevermind.

[Conrad]

friday night:
heather: who's the one with the southern accent?
me: day?
heather: he's pretty! i mean i know he's not really what i'm normally into (she's into SUPER MUSCULAR black dudes only -- like chris) but he's really pretty. i like looking at him
me: well he's almost black
heather: huh? i dont get it
me: nothing. nevermind.

LOL

[Day]

awww i like heather :3

[Conrad]

Gonna use my newfangled confidence to pull some bitches, afk

[Shojin]

get in there my son

[Day]

i've found faux confidence covered in modesty is your best approach

[Ivve]

he seemed ok when he was pettin' the white pussay

i'm glad i wasn't the only piece of boiled broccoli to hang out at your place. i want to go see your grandparents and their awesome cats again :D

[Conrad]

i've found faux confidence covered in modesty is your best approach

I usually do faux arrogance and teasing them, this might be my problem