Mistress Said She'd Be My Girlfriend

[TheShadyMan]

But I also haven't played in like 4 years.

[Conrad]

YEAH WELL

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YEAH NOW WHAT

[TheShadyMan]

1st Edition Magic Jammer

[Conrad]

7 Tools of the Bandit

[TheShadyMan]

7 Tools of the Bandit

[Conrad]

Solemn Judgment

[TheShadyMan]

Fine, take half of your life points away, pretty sure in the grand scheme of things, I came out ahead.

[Krye]

Card rarity

CommonThese cards are normal monster, spell, and trap cards that usually have made previous appearances in other booster packs. Normal RareNormal Rares are identical to Commons, except they are slightly harder to find. Comparable to the now-discontinued TCG Short Print and Super Short Print rarities, Normal Rares only exist in the OCG. Short PrintShort Prints are identical to Commons, except they are slightly harder to find. This only existed in the TCG, and were discontinued after Ancient Sanctuary, but have since been re-introduced in the TCG in Phantom Darkness. Super Short PrintSuper Short Print's are identical to Commons and Short Prints, except they are much harder to find. They only existed in the TCG, and were discontinued after Ancient Sanctuary. Holofoil RareHolofoil Rares are used for early Gameboy Promos. They are akin to Super Rares, but have a coating very similar to Parallel Common cards. However, this coating has none of the consistent layout and texture of the usual Parallel coating. RareA Rare card is identified by having a silver card name and the image is not holofoiled. There is a rare in every pack but would be replaced by a something higher than a rare. Starting with "The Duelist Genesis", you can get a rare and a something higher than a rare. Super RareA Super Rare card is identified by having a black or white card name and the image is a holofoil. More recent video game promo cards have been Super Rares. Currently there is a 1:5 chance of getting one in a booster pack. Ultra RareAn Ultra Rare card is identified by having a gold card name and a holofoil image. The odds of getting an Ultra Rare in a Booster Pack was around 1:12 in Booster Packs before Soul of the Duelist. from Soul of the Duelist onwards the odds became around 1:24. However reprint sets released after Soul of the Duelist such as Dark Revelation Volume 3 use the 1:12 ratio. Although after Tactical Evolution the odds dropped back down to 1:12. Gold Ultra RareGold Ultra Rare is a new type of rarity introduced in the Gold Series. It has gold lettering and a holographic foil image like an Ultra Rare, but also has a holographic gold image border, lore text border, and card border. On Monster Cards, the Level Stars are embossed in gold foil, similar to what is found on Ultimate Rares. Ultimate RareAn Ultimate Rare card has an "embossed" foil on the Card Artwork, including the borders of artworks, Attribute icon, and on Monster Cards, the Level Stars. The card name is printed gold, like an Ultra Rare. When scanned, the embossed image may be muted and the image indistinct from the background. This card rarity is very hard for Scalers to find, since the card is much thinner than a normal Super Rare or Ultra Rare, with a weight comparable to that of to a Common. Ultimate Rare cards usually also come in a less rare variety that can be found in the same booster with the same card number. OCG Ultimate Rares tend to scan much better than their TCG counterparts, due to a slightly reflective coating present on all OCG cards (but lacking on TCG cards). This has the advantage of brightening the image, and making the foil image more distinct than on a TCG equivalent. In the OCG, Ultimate Rares have been known to be printed as independent rarities, while they are used exclusively as an additional Booster Pack rarity in the TCG. On the internet market, Ultimate Rare Cards are often much more valuable than others, even if their effectiveness in the game is only above average. Ghost RareGhost Rare is a fairly recent rarity introduced in the TCG version of Tactical Evolution. It appears to have a very shiny silver lettering, much like a Secret Rare, with some colours removed from the card image. The overall effect of these changes is a pale, "Ghost-like" appearance to the card art, especially when scanned. There are only 7 Ghost Rare TCG Cards: Rainbow Dragon, Elemental Hero Chaos Neos, Rainbow Neos, Honest, Stardust Dragon, Black Rose Dragon, and Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode, which each represent alternative foil patterns for a single secret rare card in their respective sets. This is the TCG version of Holographic Rare. The odds of obtaining a ghost rare is approximately 1 in every 36 booster boxes (864 booster packs). Holographic RareHolographic Rare is a fairly recent rarity introduced in the OCG version of Tactical Evolution. It appears to have silver lettering like a Secret Rare Card, with many colours removed from the card image, while the entire card appears to be holographic. Currently, there are 9 Holographic Rare cards: Rainbow Dragon, Rainbow Neos, Elemental Hero Chaos Neos, Stardust Dragon, Honest, Black Rose Dragon, Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode, Power Tool Dragon, and Ancient Fairy Dragon. This is the OCG version of Ghost Rare. The angle of the card changes the reflected colour, just like a hologram. Secret RareA Secret Rare card is identified by having a silver card name and the image has a unique holofoil known as a parallel holofoil (named due to the parallel dot effect on the image). In sets that are older than Tactical Evolution, secret Rares are all either the first (#000) or last cards in a set. Secret Rares were at first discontinued due to excessive use of electronic scales, however, they have been re-introduced in Strike of Neos. Currently, the odds of getting a Secret Rare in a Booster Pack is 1:24. Prismatic Secret RareThis refers to European Secret Rare promos, whose glittery holographics follow a very different 'prism' pattern to their North American counterpart(s). Ultra Secret RareA Ultra Secret Rare has the Ultra Rare foil over the image, but has the sparkly silver card name like a Secret Rare. There are very few of these cards; only one currently exists in English (the GSE version of "Elemental Hero Wildheart"), with the remaining ten in Japanese. Secret Ultra RareA Secret Ultra Rare has the Secret Rare foil over the image, but has the Gold card name like an Ultra Rare. There is only one image known for this type of rarity, is an apparently misprinted version of "Gaia the Dragon Champion" in the original Legend of Blue Eyes White Dragon booster pack. Parallel RareParallel Rare is a generic term, used to refer to cards where the entire card surface is holographic (that shows up as an even "haze" on most scans). There are four types of Parallel Rare: Normal Parallel RareNormal black or white title, normal picture. Also known as "Parallel Common." Super Parallel Rare A Super Parallel Rare has all the characteristics of a Super Rare (ie. foil image and a black card name) but has a coating which makes the whole surface reflect. The coating tends to stiffen the card and when scanned the coating creates a uniform haze on the card.Duel Terminal Parallel Rare Only found on Duel Terminal Series cards, these are based on Normal Parallel Rares, but with a different Parallel Coating design.Ultra Parallel Rare An Ultra Parallel Rare has a gold card title like Ultra Rares, but also has a coating across the surface to make the whole card reflect. The coating tends to stiffen the card and when scanned the coating creates a uniform haze on the card.

[Krye]

That didn't work

[Conrad]

Tags
girlfriend, mistress, shed

Perfect for a Krye thread

[Ragnell]

I'm glad I'm not the only one to see that shit

[Milkster]

Who the fuck is Mistress? A dickgurl who cybers unsuspecting men?

[Ragnell]

Who the fuck is Mistress? A dickgurl who cybers unsuspecting men?

So basically 99% of women on the internet?

[Krye]

Who the fuck is Mistress? A dickgurl who cybers unsuspecting men?

Yes, but she's MY dickgurl

[Celeste]

Who the fuck is Mistress? A dickgurl who cybers unsuspecting men?

Who the fuck are you, and who the fuck have I cybered with?

[Colenzo]

it was me baby <3