ventriloquism

[Ivve]

easily the worst form of stand up performance. prove me wrong

[Day]

there's nothing to prove wrong when your statement is already considered fact

[Ivve]

kind of hoping to find someone who likes this shit. why is it even allowed if we all know it's so terrible? shit was just on XM. this is what i pay for?

[Charismatic]

I can pretend to like it so that we can argue.

[Conrad]

JEFF DUNHAM IS FUNNY OKAY

[Day]

Ventriloquism on the radio?? fucking lol

[Ivve]

I can pretend to like it so that we can argue.

i don't know, i think you need real conviction to argue something this horribad.

[Ivve]

Ventriloquism on the radio?? fucking lol

i know, what are they thinking? they also choose segments that rely heavily on the comic's body language sometimes. i'm like wut. i thought you guys were getting paid enough to pick shit that makes sense as sound only.

[Day]

I don't know whats wrong with people sometimes Ivve. I really don't.

[Conrad]

The rawdog comedy channel on XM is okay sometimes, it's how I learned about Daniel Tosh. I barely listen to my XM what with my iPod, but it's decent once in a while and it's free for now so meh.

[Day]

I only listen to shade 45 really, Rude Jude is fucking hilarious in the evenings. The other day they had this up and coming rapper on and played his song then took calls and everyone called his music garbage in such creative, colorful curse words, I literally laughed till my sides hurt cause the dude had to just sit there and take all that shit from the black dudes that just tore his ass up.

[Mizango]

Hey man, I wanted to be a ventriloquist when I was younger simply because The Ventriloquist and Scarface from Batman comics made it look bad ass.

Mine would have a Tommy gun and a cuban cigar and everything, but he wouldn't slap me around cause I ain't no bitch.

[Ohaigaiz]

hey i like ventriloquism and linkin park you take that back

[Ivve]

i like how those two are on the same level

[Ragnell]

I lol'd

[Alleya]

kind of hoping to find someone who likes this shit. why is it even allowed if we all know it's so terrible? shit was just on XM. this is what i pay for?

If it was Jeff Dunham, it's actually a good thing it was on the radio. It's pathetic to actually watch him. He's been doing that act for close to 20 years now and his mouth still moves.

[Ivve]

no it was some dude who tried to make up for being completely unfunny by being super dirty. there has never been a less funny exchange about eating cum out of a hooker's ass.

[Day]

nice

[Ivve]

as it turns out, puppets really love felching

[Day]

would you rather get felched or do the felching?