Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’

[wop]

I'm not a gyneacologist, but what are the chances of a sperm swimming THROUGH her lycra swimwear or whatever, and swim INSIDE all the way and ovulate.

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[Pirian]

So...denial isn't just a river in Egypt?

I would have gone more along the lines of "The mother must have not left Egypt yet, because she's in denial. But cheers mate

[Pirian]

I'm not a gyneacologist, but what are the chances of a sperm swimming THROUGH her lycra swimwear or whatever, and swim INSIDE all the way and ovulate.

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Quite honestly if my daughter got pregnant this way I would definitely make her have the kid because that child is going to be a superhero.

[Correction]

I'm not a gyneacologist, but what are the chances of a sperm swimming THROUGH her lycra swimwear or whatever, and swim INSIDE all the way and ovulate.

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After surviving for an indeterminate length of time in chlorinated water?

Pretty good, obviously!

[Mizango]

I'm not a gyneacologist, but what are the chances of a sperm swimming THROUGH her lycra swimwear or whatever, and swim INSIDE all the way and ovulate.

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A wise man once said "Yo I'm super, I'll make a bitch squirm for my, Su-perrr Sperm"

I don't know man, people are getting more and more strange with each passing day. I mean she is seriously trying to sue the Hotel and its owners.

[wop]

After surviving for an indeterminate length of time in chlorinated water?

Pretty good, obviously!

Almost forgot about THAT

[Correction]

I don't know man, people are getting more and more strange with each passing day. I mean she is seriously trying to sue the Hotel and its owners.

I agree but mind you this is a fluff piece in The Sun, which makes its dollars digging up stories from the weirdest places they can find them. Read enough of this tabloid and you'd believe everything was commonplace.

[Ezek]

I don't know man, people are getting more and more strange with each passing day. I mean she is seriously trying to sue the Hotel and its owners.

inb4 repeat of the bitch that lied about falling asleep while having her face tattoed.

[Dimmauk]

A wise man once said "Yo I'm super, I'll make a bitch squirm for my, Su-perrr Sperm"

I don't know man, people are getting more and more strange with each passing day. I mean she is seriously trying to sue the Hotel and its owners.

I bet this is what was swimming in the pool with that chick

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...NG_400517a.jpg

[Khamsin]

Quite honestly if my daughter got pregnant this way I would definitely make her have the kid because that child is going to be a superhero.

Makes sense. It's how Michael Phelps' mother and the Virgin Mary both got pregnant.

[kuronosan]

I'm no biologist... but I'd imagine the chlorine in the pool would "sterilize" any stray sperm cells within seconds - and she'd have to be performing some pretty intense swimming strokes for the sperm enriched water to work it's way that far in.

Well, that's why it's physically impossible unless the guy was right next to her and she had her vagina exposed AND his dick was right next to her lips. Even then unless there was penetration involved the chlorine would immediately chlorinate and kill the sperm (chlorine denatures) upon contact which means she definitely had sex with somebody outside of the pool.

I'm not a gyneacologist, but what are the chances of a sperm swimming THROUGH her lycra swimwear or whatever, and swim INSIDE all the way and ovulate.
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Well, it could diffuse through her swimwear fairly easily in freshwater AND if it's within a few minutes of it being dispersed (otherwise the concentration would be too sparse to be picked up by the vaginal walls). That's why it's just a big case of S.P.D.S. (stupid parent denial syndrome) where a parent refuses to believe their daughter is a slut or was raped or anything else they've done wrong or had done to them. It doesn't matter if the girl's 13 or not. You'd have to have physically seen the guy jerking off in the pool and blowing his load right next to her AND the volume of semen would have to be large enough to where the diffusion wouldn't scatter the cells to the point where they could not penetrate her swimwear in order for it to be possible. The pool also would have to have not been chlorinated.

So unless this guy spits out jizz like a sperm whale, the mother is smoking some serious fucking crack.

[Mizango]

You never cease to amaze me Dimmy lol. I figured that was too vague for most to get, you kick ass.

[wop]

inb4 repeat of the bitch that lied about falling asleep while having her face tattoed.

Actually, if i'm not mistaken, The Sun was the first tabloid that published that tattoo girl story.

This story came out just hours ago. Give it a few more hours, I'm sure this story will be as publicised as the former.

[Shojin]

Maybe she forgot to add that it was a pool of sperm. I don't see it mentioning water anywhere in that article

[Mizango]

Makes sense. It's how Michael Phelps' mother and the Virgin Mary both got pregnant, and they both produced superheroes.

lol Can't argue with that.

[Xno Kappa]

OMG immaculate conception, why won't people believe this!? Obviously it's the second coming of Jesus.

[Nicostrato]

15 years ago, during my freshman year in high school, we were forced to take sex-ed (maybe still?)

This girl asked the teacher this question and he said it was impossible because... hell I forgot why but if my teacher said it, well then it must be true. I think the class was too busy laughing their asses off to hear the reason actually. Maybe it had to do with the temperature or the chemicals.

[Askari0]

I went swimming in the pool the other day. Now I know what it's like to be gang raped.

[kuronosan]

I went swimming in the pool the other day. Now I know what it's like to be gang raped.

Win.

Also, I had to explain this to my girlfriend too. She was afraid to jump into a jacuzzi naked with me because she was afraid an "accident" would happen.

I managed to explain to her how you are statistically more likely to get into a plane crash than for you to get pregnant in a steaming hot bath full of soap with no penetration involved.

[Pirian]

15 years ago, during my freshman year in high school, we were forced to take sex-ed (maybe still?)

This girl asked the teacher this question and he said it was impossible because... hell I forgot why but if my teacher said it, well then it must be true. I think the class was too busy laughing their asses off to hear the reason actually. Maybe it had to do with the temperature or the chemicals.

Because teachers never lied to you! But yeah, I had sex ed in 5th grade. Then again, I live in the North Carolina where the possible things to do on a Friday night include A. sex or B. drugs, so I guess they had to get to us young.