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  1. 2009-07-09 12:33 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penthesilea View Post
    Is this one of those extremely race coincidences? I forget the word for it.
    The word you're looking for is Bullshit.
  2. 2009-07-09 12:43 #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingbong View Post
    The word you're looking for is Bullshit.
    When race comes into the picture, it's never a coincidence!

    Maybe he was thinking of miracle, though. I know it's not exactly an extremely racially related coincidence, but never know. Could also be 'stereotype'. Those are usually race coincidences.
  3. 2009-07-09 12:45 #63
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    It's not mine.

    ....Sorry, reflex.
  4. 2009-07-09 12:50 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingbong View Post
    The word you're looking for is Bullshit.
    I thought it was Fate.
  5. 2009-07-09 15:00 #65
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    LOL... this remind me back in asia primary school, our teachers/parents always told us that girl will get pregent if either boy and girl hug together or they are kissing
  6. 2009-07-09 17:12 #66
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    Apparently the sperm kicked down her hymen as well.

    Super sperm indeed.
  7. 2009-07-09 17:13 #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Apparently the sperm kicked down her hymen as well.

    Super sperm indeed.
    Roundhouse kicked?
  8. 2009-07-09 17:14 #68
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    POIDH?
  9. 2009-07-09 17:23 #69
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    Heh, reminded me of that short story 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk.

    If nothing else, it's good to see that it is not solely the U.S. that is lagging behind in the sexual education department.
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    Dude, JP, I hope the picture in your sig is you.
  11. 2009-07-09 17:55 #71
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    it's the virgin birth, prepare for the second cumming
  12. 2009-07-09 18:31 #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanosukeShiva View Post
    it's the virgin birth, prepare for the second cumming
    Fucking LOL. This whole thing is just ridiculous, I don't even know what to say.


    The girl wouldn't have gotten pregnant if she had a gun.
  13. 2009-07-09 18:38 #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Heh, reminded me of that short story 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk.

    If nothing else, it's good to see that it is not solely the U.S. that is lagging behind in the sexual education department.
    That the one involving the pool drain/pearldiving?
  14. 2009-07-09 18:42 #74
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    Yea, that was it. Well, part of it anyway.
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    honestly I'm still waiting to hear it was the father
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    Her farther is a pool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Her farther is a pool?
    What about her morther?
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    Closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Clorser.
    ftfy
  20. 2009-07-09 20:10 #80
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    Whos' parent is more retarded?

    This girls mother, or I fell asleep while getting my face tattoo'd with 53 stars dad?
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