Quiznos Torpedos

[Callisto]

Anyone had one? I'm fucking sick of Burger King and my only other 2 options are Quiznos and Jimmy John's.

[Dimmauk]

Anyone had one? I'm fucking sick of Burger King and my only other 2 options are Quiznos and Jimmy John's.

I'd rather eat at Jimmy Johns. I've had a torpedo, and they arent bad, just smaller than I thought they would be.

[Ivve]

option 3: spend the same money at the store and make sandwiches for a week. i fucking hate paying for a sandwich. if i'm going to pay someone else to make my food, i want them to make something i can't do at home.

[Conrad]

I went to the store and got all of the ingredients to make buffalo chicken dip, but haven't made it yet and that shit sounds so good right now

[Ivve]

also jimmy john's sounds ghetto as fuck. like there's a homeless dude in the back who sleeps on top of the broken down cardboard boxes the burger patties came in.

[Callisto]

option 3: spend the same money at the store and make sandwiches for a week. i fucking hate paying for a sandwich. if i'm going to pay someone else to make my food, i want them to make something i can't do at home.

Actually I even have a deli slicer, the main issue is that I wake up about 3 minutes before I need to leave in the morning, and if I make food to take with for lunch I always forget it b/c I'm in a rush. Going to make another concerted effort to try it again but the last 2 times didn't work.

[Callisto]

That and my g/f ganks the fuck out of leftovers before I can get to them.

[Atreides]

PUT IT IN ME SCOTT

[Ivve]

That and my g/f ganks the fuck out of leftovers before I can get to them.

i have this problem too, so usually i make shit for the next day the night before. especially if i'm supposed to get up early because no matter how much i say "oh yeah, i have to be out of here by 6 i'll totally get up at 4," you know my lame ass is rolling out of bed at 5:45 and i have 20 minutes of traffic ahead of me. try hitting up that deli slicer shit at like 8-9pm or later, sometime she probably won't be interested in eating. well unless she's a stoner, then you're just fucked and you need tupperware with a combination lock.

[Ivve]

or shit, make breakfast stuff and fuckin freeze it.

[Ivve]

be like yeah bitch. shit's frozen. what now. what now.

[Ivve]

that's not even a question, just state it and stare directly into her eyes. intimidation works in nature, no reason it won't work in your kitchen.

[tyven]

you guys are weird

[Charismatic]

God, I love being a black man.
I can stare anyone of any other race down by virtue of the fact that I am black.


I honestly don't even think I look like an intimidating guy but if I walk by you'll see white women hug their purses tighter, white dudes cross the street. Hispanics cower behind the largest in their group. Asians pretend they don't see me and try to avoid eye contact.

It's fucking hilarious.

[Charismatic]

I remember crossing the street once... this lady quickly locked all of her doors in her car.
She did not have automatic locks.

[Charismatic]

Of course she was white.

[Callisto]

Ironically, as a white guy if a black guy is coming towards you at night and you don't cross the street, they will, as they assume that if you aren't afraid of black guys your'e fucking crazy and probably a serial killer or some shit.

[Atreides]

yknow, if I see a black person on the street I purposely make eye contact and smile, and make it patently obvious that I have no intention of crossing the street or acting like I'm afraid they'll mug me. It's an easier way to make black friends than introducing myself by saying I know the full radio AND explicit lyrics to no less than 3 lil kim songs.

Sometimes I'll even say hi and people think I'm absolutely fucking crazy D:

[Jicent]

And no I don't Look away from black people like I don't see them and avoid eye contact maybe it's because I'm a halfie

[Callisto]

I tried being that outgoing as well but 'sup darkie?' apparently is not the proper etiquette and I got no high-five.