drunk person posts thread in bg spam celebrating own birthday

[Yuri-G]

OH GOD WHAT HAS HE DONE

[Yuri-G]

wait, what the fuck? is some faggot fucking up our spam forum?

[Yuri-G]

BREAKING NEWS: MY POST COUNT IS NOT INCREASING NO MATTER HOW MUCH I POST IN THIS THREAD

DEAR GOD

HELP US

HELP US ALL

[Yuri-G]

btw I'm 27

[Yuri-G]

how far can I get before anyone interrupts me?

come on. I honestly expected a c-c-c-combo breaker by now.

[Yuri-G]

oh wait that only happens on gamefags. nevermind.

[Shiroikage]

This is a fine thread.
Happy birthday.

[Yuri-G]

BTW I'm still listening to Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together."

FUCK YOU IT'S HER ONLY SONG I REALLY LIKE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I SUCK DICK I'M ALLOWED AT LEAST ONE

[Yuri-G]

damnit you ruined my streak

and thank you!

[Laude]

<_<

[Yuri-G]

<_<

that's about how I'm going to feel when I read this thread tomorrow after the hangover wears off

although I would use >_> because <_< is for faggots.

[Shojin]

Damn, you just got called a faggot by Yuri-G, that's fucked up bro

[Shojin]

Happy Bday

[Laude]

...

<_<

[Yuri-G]

Trying too hard.

Also, happy birthday. I hope you get a furious butt-fucking.

You can ask for lube, since it's a present.

fallacy; I am way too wasted to try hard.

althouh give me about an hour and a half to sober up then we'll see who tries harder than who!

BTW I hope you weren't trying to rip on me because I'm a pretty big fan of a serious butt-fucking

[Yuri-G]

Clearly Laude is coming onto you. Brace your asshole, faggot.

this makes no sense. if he just came on me how can he fuck me? unless he's on the viagra.

[Shojin]

Well obv he has mastered the art of tantra, durr

[Laude]

I suppose this is the part where I post a random funny image but sadly I have no such thing.

I'll just leave this here:

<_<

[Yuri-G]

Clearly you underestimate the excitement of a predator.

oh, you think so?

I doubt it.

because I am

*brace yourself*

CHRIS HANSEN. AND I WILL CATCH HIM.

take a seat.

no, really, just take a seat.

come on, take a seat.

I think you should take a seat.

[Tomiko]

Happy Birthday!