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    Brandname or generic?

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    yeah, recently he hasn't been being faggoty. recently he's been pretty good. he even imagedumped sum hentaiz in some thread, and i don't think any of it was underage girls. he can't be all bad.

    oh god, rereading that, our standards are so low. you know who i blame for this.

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    In short, don't do this to yourself, not that i know if it will go with your hair or not, just saying:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    doesn't bother me unless there's blood
    does watching videos of women get donkey punched/slapped in the tit have the same effect on women as watching men's cock/balls get sounded/kicked/whatevered has on guys? I've always wondered that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Brandname or generic?
    brand name but the brand name "basic" variety.

    seriously have you ever tried this shit? i didn't realize when i was buying paper towels that "basic" meant "one ply bullshit." i just thought it meant plain white paper towels. easy mistake to make. waste of money, never do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    yeah, recently he hasn't been being faggoty. recently he's been pretty good. he even imagedumped sum hentaiz in some thread, and i don't think any of it was underage girls. he can't be all bad.

    oh god, rereading that, our standards are so low. you know who i blame for this.
    If you mean within the past day or two, then yeah. If not, he's been an incredible raging faggot. Right on par with Mistress, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    brand name but the brand name "basic" variety.

    seriously have you ever tried this shit? i didn't realize when i was buying paper towels that "basic" meant "one ply bullshit." i just thought it meant plain white paper towels. easy mistake to make. waste of money, never do this.
    Oh god. I hope you didn't buy in bulk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    does watching videos of women get donkey punched/slapped in the tit have the same effect on women as watching men's cock/balls get sounded/kicked/whatevered has on guys? I've always wondered that...
    i've seen some moderate tit slapping but nothing that made me go HOLY JESUS WHAT THE FUCK. i think you'd need to step up to a punch before it would make me feel weirdly protective of my own tits.

    although watching dudes get their nuts stepped on and/or "cock torture" type shit makes me feel like locking down my genitals forever. some things are universal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    does watching videos of women get donkey punched/slapped in the tit have the same effect on women as watching men's cock/balls get sounded/kicked/whatevered has on guys? I've always wondered that...
    My source says no, but she doesn't claim to speak for all women.

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    @shiro
    yes, the last couple of days or so
    yes, i bought a package of like 8 or 12 and after making that discovery dropped to my knees in my kitchen, beat my chest, tore at my clothes, and hurled curses at god in another language

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    @shiro
    yes, the last couple of days or so
    yes, i bought a package of like 8 or 12 and after making that discovery dropped to my knees in my kitchen, beat my chest, tore at my clothes, and hurled curses at god in another language
    Shit. I had a package of 10 paper towels and that was good for nearly half a year. I can't imagine your pain.

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    i've just started wasting them really. i used to wipe my counters with a sponge, but you can bet your sweet white ass i'm throwing as many paper towels into that effort as i can now. they're so shitty i can actually fold them in half twice and have a legitimate napkin replacement rather than something like a very thick, absorbent novel

    sometimes i lie awake at night and i think about just throwing them away and buying more. they were only $6. the jew inside won't let me

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    insomnia is super boring

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    Insomnia is terribly annoying.

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    Who buys paper towels when fast food places give out FREE NAPKINS!!!

    Same thing for ketchup.

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    has anyone else ever noticed how utterly fucking terrible some fast food place napkins are? some are good and some are made out of a relative of magazine paper and nothing you can ever do with them will ever clean your hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    has anyone else ever noticed how utterly fucking terrible some fast food place napkins are? some are good and some are made out of a relative of magazine paper and nothing you can ever do with them will ever clean your hands.
    I swear some places just hand out waxed paper.

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    you know who has poor napkins? pizza hut. they're saving a ton of ink now by shortening their name to just "the hut," so i hope they channel some of that funding into taking a step up from waxed paper to scratchy brown sandpaper towels like you find at some offices and all elementary schools.

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    Got nasty hand towels in the building I work.

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    I just grab a handful. It's counterproductive on their part, really.

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