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    dear female singer songwriters

    please stop the plaintive yodeling. i know it lends itself well to shitty techno and house, but seriously you are fucking killing my ears. considering i actually listen to and enjoy björk, you are doing something horribly fucking wrong. kill yourself immediately if you feel the urge to ever open your cocksucking hole again. keri hilson, leona lewis, agnes, natalie horler of cascada, and any other egregious offenders i've missed, shut the fuck up forever.

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    p.s. feel free to migrate to porn. most bitches in the music industry make videos that are essentially implied porn anyway, just do the same shit naked.

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    I listen to lesbians and british female singers. Also, Jessika :< total chick music on my playlist, and not just the "This is for romance" music, but the girly music.

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    Dear Black musicians,

    Please stop doing this shit with your voice with every song that you make. Just cause it worked for 1 nigga doesn't mean you all get to do it.

    YouTube - Kanye West - Heartless

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    Yeaaah yeah yeaaaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post
    Dear Black musicians,

    Please stop doing this shit with your voice with every song that you make. Just cause it worked for 1 nigga doesn't mean you all get to do it.

    YouTube - Kanye West - Heartless
    You're in luck, Jay-Z is putting the shutdown on that shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhludN8yU0s

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    I don't know the correct terminology for that "electronic" sound they give to their voice.

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    autotune

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    The television at my friend's house was on one of the MTV stations and 3 songs on a top 10 list had that autotune shit. It's even more irritating when a woman sings with that effect.

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    I always wanted to run a fart through autotune

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    it'd be like bwawaaaawaafff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post
    The television at my friend's house was on one of the MTV stations and 3 songs on a top 10 list had that autotune shit. It's even more irritating when a woman sings with that effect.
    no it's pretty equally annoying across the board

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    It was ok when Cher did it. It should have stopped there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You're in luck, Jay-Z is putting the shutdown on that shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhludN8yU0s
    I like that song. I fucking hate that Vocoder singing shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    It was ok when Cher did it. It should have stopped there.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    If you make a song mainly utilizing a gimmick that Cher beat you to by a decade, you did you probably should just hang it up.

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    Best line is "You rappers singing too much, get back to rap you T-Painin' too much"

    Owned.

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    Cher used autotune before Kanye. I mean seriously, shouldn't the fact that cher did it have closed off that avenue to rappers?

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    is it just me or did 808 and heartbreak completely suck nuts on all levels? kanye decided he was too fucking good for music and the number one paragon of musical genius based on that pile of shit. i don't hear it.

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    I hate Kanye so much that when I hear Lupe and Wale sounding like him it really reallly puts me off. He should have stuck to beats.

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    I wanted to like Kanye just because he was local-ish and Common supported him, but I can't do it

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