Very Funny Story

**Vajra** · 2009-07-12 03:34

NZ tourist fails in bid to escape flu quarantine in Bali - Yahoo!Xtra News

Indonesian security guards chased and subdued a New Zealand tourist, Richard Lochner, 40, who tried to escape from isolation at a Bali hospital, where he had gone with suspected swine flu.

Mr Lochner went to the emergency room of the Sanglah General Hospital on July 8, after spending four days at his tourist accommodation in Kuta complaining of flu-like symptoms, the Bali Post reported.

A triage team at the hospital admitted him to a special isolation ward prepared for suspected HIN1 patients, but a few hours later the New Zealander escaped by jumping over a 2m wall.

Hospital officials sent a security team to recapture the tourist, seen as posing a potential threat to community health.

Discovered on a nearby street carrying a motorcycle helmet, Mr Lochner was reported to have challenged the security officers, screaming "fight me, fight me!"

The newspaper reported security guards pursued him to a petrol station, where he surrendered and accompanied the guards back to the isolation ward.

The five guards involved underwent a decontamination procedure at the hospital and were treated with Tamiflu.

**Colenzo** · 2009-07-12 03:38

try again later

**Zalius** · 2009-07-12 03:44

are you on coke

**Zalius** · 2009-07-12 03:45

ahahahahahahaa holy shit i am fucking hilarious get it coke like the cap of a soda bottle and coke like the drug

**Zalius** · 2009-07-12 03:45

cause you said try again and you never win anything on coke bottles

**gamez** · 2009-07-12 04:23

General Flu - Outbreak has spread into Spam with reported cases of the Vajra virus.

**gamez** · 2009-07-12 04:25

See, it looks scarier like that. I'll never understand how any one person can be so obsessed with 1 stream of a media story that they google new occurances and information daily. I could be gentle about this, I could be polite, try to rationalize or understand, but it's baffling.

**gamez** · 2009-07-12 04:26

Y'know what, fuck my polite Canadian demeanor and morality.

You're Fucking Retarded Flu

**Vajra** · 2009-07-12 04:48

Originally Posted by gamez

Blah Blah Blah, Blah Blah Blah.

Can't you just read the damn joke, in the post lol? I found it funny when I read it so I thought I'd share. I'm not being an alarmist in this thread, maybe you should go take the porcupine out of your anus sometime!

**gamez** · 2009-07-12 05:01

Porcupine stays, he keeps people from riding my ass about stuff.

Admittedly, regardless of the 'entire' article posted being either comical on a positive note, or negative on another note. All everyone sees is <Thread: Vajra> <Topic of Discussion: Swine Flu story>

Swine flu humor is still you posting the same shit you always do.

**Cairthenn** · 2009-07-12 05:21

You know...

...I didn't laugh at this so-called "funny story".

**gamez** · 2009-07-12 05:28

You need your Swine Humor checked obviously.

**Kiarax** · 2009-07-12 05:31

Originally Posted by Cairthenn

You know...

...I didn't laugh at this so-called "funny story".

Too deep for you?

**Cairthenn** · 2009-07-12 05:46

Never.

**Atreides** · 2009-07-12 08:37

I'm not going to read any of the OP because nothing is bolded or red

**Ivve** · 2009-07-12 10:58

don't come back; we don't want you.

**_chuchu** · 2009-07-12 11:03

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/knn...bo0dcwy15o.png

**Klaatu** · 2009-07-12 11:37

That's what I think of when I hear that code "H1N1"

http://www.nettekeyif.net/gir/data/m...ams_tank_5.jpg

**Tomiko** · 2009-07-12 11:44

Originally Posted by Ivve

don't come back; we don't want you.

**Genosync** · 2009-07-12 13:27

america, fuck yeah

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