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    Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole

    I had a lol at this.
    We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination -- but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message.

    Now, the family of Alexa Longueira, 15, intends to sue.

    The girl suffered a fright and some scrapes on her arms back after she dropped into the hole on Victory Boulevard.
    Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole - News- msnbc.com

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    Of course they're suing. God help us if they win.

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    Class action counter suit for the dumb prick stealing our air. Post haste.

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    I guess they should have constructed additional pylons.

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    Are they going to say that there should have been a sign warning of the uncovered manhole? As if she would have seen it. 5 bucks says the mom is a relative of the Egyptian mom who is suing over her slut daughter getting pregnant from swimming in a pool.

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    oh lawldy.. seriously lol @ this

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    Do you think she may have purposely fallen in there to find tubes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    Do you think she may have purposely fallen in there to find tubes?
    tuuuuuuuuuubes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azkarin2 View Post
    Are they going to say that there should have been a sign warning of the uncovered manhole? As if she would have seen it. 5 bucks says the mom is a relative of the Egyptian mom who is suing over her slut daughter getting pregnant from swimming in a pool.
    Maybe they intend to sue the phone company, as well.

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    Shame it wasn't a cliff.

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    Into a volcano.

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    With lava sharks.

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    Shame she didn't break her thumbs in the fall.

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    Shame the sewer worms didn't eat her.

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    I lol'd when I read the title

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    Quote Originally Posted by Null View Post
    Shame the sewer worms didn't eat her.
    Or that the sewer water didn't get her pregnant.

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    I lol'd when I read the title
    Manhole's a funny word, and that sentence rules in general.

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    She lost a shoe, but managed to keep her cell phone in her hand? Must have had a great grip on it, was probably continuing to text on the way down. 'OMG U R NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azkarin2 View Post
    Are they going to say that there should have been a sign warning of the uncovered manhole?
    Well, shouldn't there be? Shit's dangerous.

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    Agreed. Should be a sign where manholes are. Not everyone looks down, or, as this example so beautifully shows, pays attention where they're walking.

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