Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole

[Carmi]

What the flying fuck? Fucking stupid idiot teeny boppers. Also LOL@STATEN ISLAND.

I like how her mom has her lawyer on speed dial.

[thebearofscience]

"It was four or five feet, it was very painful. I kind of crawled out and the DEP guys came running and helped me," Longueria told the Staten Island Advance.. "They were just, like, 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

For its part, the Department of Environmental Protection said its workers had turned away briefly to grab some cones when the incident occurred.

"We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery,"

lol,
and lol, staten island. fuck that place.

[Kaisha]

Wonder where-abouts the manhole actually was on the road/street. Incoming counter-sue for j-walking? >.>

[Sythe]

lol you guys think u hate staten island. I have to live here and listen to these horrible people talk sometimes!

[Cyn]

Man fuck all ya'll, I walk and text all the time.

[archibaldcrane]

I do it out of hope that I'll fall into a manhole, receive minor injuries, and get a large settlement.

[BadKarma]

lol you guys think u hate staten island. I have to live here and listen to these horrible people talk sometimes!

Staten Island, when Brooklyn laughs at you for your bad accents, you know your fucked.

[bigrougabagel]

shameless unprovoked bashing of an SEC rival, i am a terrible person and deserve all the horrible things that happen to me.

[Blarg]

I bet everyone here has walked somewhere and wasn't paying attention for a part of that walk.

[Kyten]

Since when did texting and walking become hard?

[Cyn]

I bet everyone here has walked somewhere and wasn't paying attention for a part of that walk.

Bullshit, everyone that posts on BG is fucking perfect. Get with the program.

[Blarg]

Bullshit, everyone that posts on BG is fucking perfect. Get with the program.

You are right, sorry. Also everyone in BG who is no longer a teenager is now able to see how all current teenagers are brain dead morons and any problems that happen to people in those years are petty and childish.

[TummieGaruda]

If she didnt see the fucking BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND why would she have seen the sign warning her theres a big hole in the ground?

Because some people just don't have any sense and need to be reminded of the obvious. For instance, there is a woman who is suing a Doggy Door manufacturer, because they didn't put a label on the door that alerts parents that their toddler can fit thru the door. Her child slipped thru the door and drowned in the backyard pool.

Consumer Alert: Children's Deaths Tied to Pet Doors - ABC News

Matthew's mother Carol, of Spring Hill, Florida, found her son floating in the backyard swimming pool after he managed to get through a small pet door in the family home.

"I remember when the accident occurred," she recalled, "and thinking to myself, 'How in the world did he ever fit out of that door?'"

The PetSafe door in the Ranfone home contained no warning to parents of the possible danger on its package or product instructions.

She was outraged to learn that many children had died under similar circumstances before her son.

"It was just unbelievable to me that all of these accidents happened as a result of doggie doors and how come I wasn't informed," she told ABC News.

Surprised she didn't sue the company that built the pool for her because they didn't put a warning sign to put a gate/fence around the pool.

[bigrougabagel]

I guess we really do need all those stupid warning labels that we laugh at every time we see them. Please, funny/stupid/hilarious/dumb warning label pics go.

[EckoGecko]

i was riding my bike and texting yesterday. :]

[AoE]

I text without even looking at the screen.

[Zalius]

I guess we really do need all those stupid warning labels that we laugh at every time we see them. Please, funny/stupid/hilarious/dumb warning label pics go.

im pretty sure they're legally obliged to print that on anything with peanut or trace amounts of peanuts in it, no matter what the product is. its why they have to put it on the bottom of mcflurry cups, even if they dont have anything with nuts in them

[_chuchu]

im pretty sure they're legally obliged to print that on anything with peanut or trace amounts of peanuts in it, no matter what the product is. its why they have to put it on the bottom of mcflurry cups, even if they dont have anything with nuts in them

yeah since the machinery used to make peanut products is also commonly used to also make chocolate products and so on and so forth

[archibaldcrane]

Which makes sense because people with peanut allergies can die from even the tiniest amount.

I was on an airplane flight a couple months ago where they announced that a child on board was severely allergic to peanuts, and therefore they wouldn't be serving peanuts to anyone on the flight and asked that noone eat any peanut-containing foods while they were on board.

I had to stash my peanut M&Ms in my carry-on. I might've snuck one or two though.

[bigrougabagel]

but if there was no warning label on your m&ms you could sue them after you were jailed for murdering a child with candy