yay or nay? (more wedding crap)

[Callisto]

as in Ksandra, let's say you and me go grab a couple of 40s of Old English before that whole 'being married' thing takes effect

[quannum]

old english filled my mind and I came up with a funky rhyme

[Krye]

How does it feel having to get married to insure you against the very real possibility that you'd never be able to find another person willing to accept you?

[Dimmauk]

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

I don't know what it is about your face, but god damn -holds up fist- i just want to deliver one of these right to your suck hole.

[Sera]

Destination weddings: sweet for you. Expensive pain in the ass for your guests.

I don't care what great deal you found me - you just turned a a half day party into a 2-3 day trip. I might have liked you enough to show up and buy a gift if you have an open bar. I probably don't like you enough to spend a whole weekend on you.

Save the destination for the honeymoon.

real talk

My response to destination weddings is a hearty fuck you. My friend wants my wife and I to come with them to Cancun for their wedding. He then invited my brother in law and sister in law as well. He's wondering now why nobody is willing to shell out a grand per person to go to some fucking resort.

This, I remember this like best buddy of my ex-husband's didn't even bother coming to our wedding which was in NORFOLK when she was in Richmond (an hour and 15 minutes drive away) but she expected us to shell out two grand per person to go to her fucking Disneyland wedding at Cinderella Castle in Orlando (seriously, two fucking grand, wtf.) I told her to go fuck herself.

[Ksandra]

kk guess it's back to the church thingie

[TacoTaru]

My draw when considering destination weddings is no one has to come. I seriously hate weddings, I hate going to them, I hate being apart of them. Being able to have my friends and family skip the shitty part and just enjoy getting drunk as fuck at a reception planned the following weekend is the draw for me.

[TacoTaru]

That or only invite very important people that you really want there, who wouldn't bitch about having to pay (i.e. parents or those who are very close to you); inviting people to a destination wedding is kind of defeating the point, in my opinion.

[Cheerios]

I told her to go fuck herself.

I bet you didn't

[Sera]

I bet you didn't

Actually? I did. (Never liked the bitch anyway.)

You don't know me very well... :/

[Ksandra]

My draw when considering destination weddings is no one has to come. I seriously hate weddings, I hate going to them, I hate being apart of them. Being able to have my friends and family skip the shitty part and just enjoy getting drunk as fuck at a reception planned the following weekend is the draw for me.

For sure we got plans to buy a fuckton of alcohol because I know this to be true. Plus, Catholic weddings are long...

[gamez]

Boats 'n Hoes!

[gamez]

Skirkle beat me to the original punchline..

[Krye]

For sure we got plans to buy a fuckton of alcohol because I know this to be true. Plus, Catholic weddings are long...

You must buy your fiance a shit ton of alcohol all the time if he's willing to marry you