How do you catch homosexuality?

[Neosutra]

So Firas just clued me in to the little know secret that Homosexuality is actually a disease. Who knew.

Anyways, how do you catch it? I dont wanna take it up the butt, so I wanna make sure everyone sanitized and I am safe.

Is it airborne? Blood borne? Can I catch it from holding hands? Do I have to kiss another dude? Or do I only get it through taking it up the butt or oral? What about anal with a woman, will that make me more susceptable?

Someone help me out, this may be worse than the pig flu.

[Conrad]

something something general etc.

[Neosutra]

I didnt want to infect the rest of general, if you can catch it through the interweb =/

[Olo401]

with your mouth. and swallow.

[Tagus]

I'm guessing it's climate related, because the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that it doesn't exist in Iran.

[Krye]

It's too late to worry, you've had it for quite a while now

[Charismatic]

I thought you'd lost it again with that last joke, but I see you've still got it.

[Brill Weave]

As long as you don't make eye contact it's not gay. Or so I've been told.

[Ragnell]

Balls are touching fyi

[zoobernut]

It's not gay till you enjoy it.

It's not gay till it hits the back of the throat.

[Brill Weave]

How has spam continued to exist?

[Ivve]

spam: purveyor of fine whine

sorry the other forums are retarded, but why do other people come here to complain about it?

[zoobernut]

If there is a cancer it feels the need to perpetuate and begin to rot out the areas around it. Or maybe general is like a rotten tooth that is touching the spam tooth and the cavity is starting to spread over.

We need to start flossing and brushing better.

[mootsfox]

It can infect you through a computer as well, you need to stop using the internet immediately.

[Mizango]

Sadly there are lots of people out here, mainly theists, that believe homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Which is total bullshit, this is one of the fundamental probelms I have with religion as a whole, they preach "equality" and love thy brother etc.. but are quick to throw you under the bus for being a nigger, a faggot or a kike.

Sadly it is the time in which we live. I am all for gay rights and have gay friends, speaking of which why do you think I like Tyven and Fagnell?

Real talk.

[Charismatic]

Gay is a choice son, it ain't gay til you do it.
Celibacy is the obvious solution if you feel attracted to men.

[Brill Weave]

sorry the other forums are retarded, but why do other people come here to complain about it?

Not complaining. Just wondering how it's existence continues. You do realize that I post in Spam right?

[Ivve]

Not complaining. Just wondering how it's existence continues. You do realize that I post in Spam right?

sorry, that was directed at neo

[Dimmauk]

Neo, you catch the gay disease by visiting the Spam forum. I'm working on an antidote, so I have to come here and test it out.

[Mizango]

Brill is my nigga, he is spam. We took him in the first round last season.