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    Sexual Advice: Teaching girlfriend...

    So I have this new girlfriend and she has never given a handjob or blowjob and honestly trying to teach her myself is hurting my dick pretty bad. She feels bad about it and I feel bad because she feels bad and she really REALLY wants to please me that way.

    I was curious if anyone else on BG has had this experience and can give me advice one what to do.

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    Watch porn.

    And take it slow.

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    Tell her no teeth and no nails. Pretty easy thereafter.

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    Tell her to keep practicing with you. Win-Win.

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    She has been but I hate seeing her upset and not being able to please me like she wants to please me.

    So yeah I'm just trying to help her so she doesn't feel bad anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    Watch porn.

    And take it slow.
    this

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    You should post a video of her, so we can... um, critique her technique.

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    So.

    Why isn't there a "Relationship Advice" forum yet?

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    Did it ever occur to you that it might be hurting because Jesus doesn't want you to be doing that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    Did it ever occur to you that it might be hurting because Jesus doesn't want you to be doing that?
    Did it ever occur to you that... Just shuttup lol.

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    well, tell us what she is doing that hurts. is she squeezing to hard during handjobs? sucking like a vacuum while giving head?

    try this. it worked for my g/f as well. go to a local porn shop or adult gift store, and buy some flavored lubes. have head apply some b4 her handjobs and tell her to sqeeze gently while yer dick glides through her hand. i say flavored lube so she can progress straight into the blowjob. just tell her to let her lips and tongue glide over the cock.

    she'll get there, just be patient and sometimes pretend it feel better than it does, to boost her confidence

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    Quit being a dick and fake it. Tell her you wanked one an hour before and that's why it's so hard for you to cum. Just be like 'HOLY FUCK THAT WAS NICE "

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    Quote Originally Posted by altwight View Post
    Quit being a dick and fake it. Tell her you wanked one an hour before and that's why it's so hard for you to cum. Just be like 'HOLY FUCK THAT WAS NICE "
    Calling a pass on this one. Sometimes the shit she does just plain hurts. I don't tell her how much but I do tell her to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugarfree View Post
    Did it ever occur to you that... Just shuttup lol.
    I was just kidding. Have you tried hitting her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snprphnx View Post
    well, tell us what she is doing that hurts. is she squeezing to hard during handjobs? sucking like a vacuum while giving head?

    try this. it worked for my g/f as well. go to a local porn shop or adult gift store, and buy some flavored lubes. have head apply some b4 her handjobs and tell her to sqeeze gently while yer dick glides through her hand. i say flavored lube so she can progress straight into the blowjob. just tell her to let her lips and tongue glide over the cock.

    she'll get there, just be patient and sometimes pretend it feel better than it does, to boost her confidence
    Wow. Gliding is really the best word to describe it. I've had many girlfriends that were complete shit at handjobs because I didn't really know how to describe to them how to do it.

    How the fuck did I never think of "gliding".

    GDI

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    Why waste time with handjobs. Kill two birds with one stone and just do each other. Efficient and effective.

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    you can do it man, bitches love confidence!

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    Had this problem in highschool, felt like she was tryin to pull my dick off. Then she accidently started to rub my dick like she was using a shift stick in a car. ~.~ felt sooooo much better than her playing tug-o-war with my junk. So i told her to keep doing that instead.

    And i dont know about yall. But iv never once ever came from head =( soo duno what to tell u there

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    She probably thinks that you're supposed to cum within minutes of starting and doesn't understand she can't get you to come really fast, as she was probably led to believe happens due to movies and porn and such. So therefore she's probably rushing and causing all kinds of problems (like pain) and issues (like a loss of confidence that she's unable to get you off). Trust me, reassure her that it's actually a lot more difficult to get a guy off with a blowjob or handjob than advertised, and that you can happily finish with vaginal intercourse after some oral or digital playtime.

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