Sexual Advice: Teaching girlfriend...

[Kyreth]

Again, I fail to see the difficulty, both are astoundingly simple

Some people manage to fuck up chewing gum and walking at the same time, never mind getting your girl off with your fingers.

Case in point- one partner of mine had a previous whose idea of "fingering" was J-J-J JAM IT IN. Actually managed to cause internal bleeding thanks to scraping her on the inside with three fingers before she so much as had a chance to get wet.

I've had skin taken off from a handjob. Ow-fucking-ow, and that was my late wife at that.

[510Meeze]

Tell her you want anal, she'll learn to blow like amy whinehouse.