No shit lol. He'd watch me harden every time I see Caterpie.
No shit lol. He'd watch me harden every time I see Caterpie.
I read that before you even started posting here
old ass copypasta son
Ragnell, you can never get rid of Carlton seriously man. Keep that forever, promise? It bring joy every time I see you post.
It is getting harder to differentiate the two.
goddam I love that fucking quote
no disrespect to king bagel but I think it's deserving of a spam rename
I'm putting It's Not Unusual on a continuous loop in the car from Camden to Baltimore
Then only You Give Love a Bad Name after Ryko gets in
And switching over to Tupac for Tyven. Can't corrupt that motherfucker any further with the Jovi.
Add some Neil Diamond and you are good.
One day I'll switch the heads and you wont know who is who!
A few years ago I was asleep and I rolled over to the wife in the early morning and got a handful of her titty. (They're big. One of them is like 7 handfuls. No shit.) Since tits are awesome, I rose to the lowest level of conciousness possible from my slumber and immediately uttered "Your flapjacks are awesome". There was a moment of silence as this sunk into her mind while she was asleep and since I didn't know what the fuck I just said. She woke up with that on her ears and I said, "did I just call your tits 'flapjacks'?"
inb4 cool story bro
Actually that is awesome lol.