Bill Gates donates physics porn to the internet.

[Mizango]

Excuse me, I seem to have stumbled into a pile of nerd. I'll just leave you all alone. /backs away slowly

lol this is us bringing our A games. Ladies cant say no.

[Pirian]

lol this is us bringing our A games. Ladies cant say no.

No, but oddly enough they can't say yes either

[Mizango]

Dude tell me these are not just absolutely great...

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

Q: Why did the two photons become a particle?
A: When they met they were getting bored with high speed
travel and decided to make something of themselves

-I believe in the heat death of the Universe. I'm what you call a Kelvinist.

Q. What did one electron say to the other electron?
A. Don't get excited. You'll only get into a state!

Q: Why do soccer club Fermi and club Bose never play a match against
each other?
A: They can't agree about the spin of the ball.

^ HAHA that's a good one.

Ok last ones, ill spare you all...

So a neutron walks into a bar, "I'd like a beer please" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a cold beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

- Ok so one day a hydrogen atom comes running into a police station asking for help....

Hydrogen atom: Huff, Huff Someone just stole my electron!!
Policeman: Are you sure?
Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive!


Thanks folks, Ill be here all week.

Edit: Let me try and remember the one I told my wife a few years ago, I laughed and laughed and she just looked at me lol

[Mizango]

No, but oddly enough they can't say yes either

lol

[Brill Weave]

I'm not going to lie. There are times where I literally have to remind myself that Mizango is black. He doesn't fit any of the sterotypes. He doesn't threaten me, Whitey, with his "gat." Whatever the heck that is. He doesn't get arrested for selling drugs. I'm pretty sure he's not driving around in a 1984 Crown Vic with 20's on it. He doesn't call me a cracka ass cracka. I don't even think he owns a pair of Timberlands.

Are we sure Mizango is black?

[Zilong]

No, but oddly enough they can't say yes either

Schroedinger's reply?

[Mizango]

I'm not going to lie. There are times where I literally have to remind myself that Mizango is black. He doesn't fit any of the sterotypes. He doesn't threaten me, Whitey, with his "gat." Whatever the heck that is. He doesn't get arrested for selling drugs. I'm pretty sure he's not driving around in a 1984 Crown Vic with 20's on it. He doesn't call me a cracka ass cracka. I don't even think he owns a pair of Timberlands.

Are we sure Mizango is black?

Nah son.

As you clearly see I am on some Edward Elric/Ludacris homunculus mash up type shit.

[Mizango]

and sprankle in sum Darwinz

[Brill Weave]

Nah son.

As you clearly see I am on some Edward Elric/Ludacris homunculus mash up type shit.

Are they members of the Black Panthers or some other group that Afro Americans join up with? Kind of like the NBA?

[Mizango]

I subscribe to the church of Kyle Orton. It's the be all that ends all.

[Mizango]

Yes! I've found it! This is probably my greatest joke of all time, I use this one alot whenever a Higgs discussion breaks out around da honeyz. I told this to my wife and her friends one day and drew a crowd of blank looks....

Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons."

My wife hates that joke, women clearly have no taste. Oh well you know what they say, Curiosity *may* have killed Schrödinger's cat.

WAKA WAKA WAKA

[Brill Weave]

I subscribe to the church of Kyle Orton. It's the be all that ends all.

Ha your own cleverness has proven to be your undoing! Kyle Orton is white! Therefore I know who he is! Your ploy has failed. Just remember, the three legged donkey sprints like a gazelle.

[Mizango]

LOL

[Eliseos]

If I had read Feynman and NDT before I graduated high school, I'd definitely be majoring in Physics instead of CS right now.

[Mizango]

If I had read Feynman and NDT before I graduated high school, I'd definitely be majoring in Physics instead of CS right now.

I feel you lol, I have a BS in CE so I feel you. Doesnt mean you cant do the grad student thing in the future or take it up as a hobby like all of us do! Here something to say next time you forget to do a class assignment and your professor is on your back...

Professor: Where is your assignment that you didn't turn in last week?
Student: Oh I didn't tell you? I know its momentum so precisely that it could be almost anywhere in the universe!


You can easily get a D with that joke for sure lol.

[Eliseos]

lol I'll have to use that for my Physics class this semester (Summer Calc Elec. & Mag Physics is not fun).

And yeah, I still follow it as a hobby, and I want to get into the math side of things. Been reading a lot of Greene, Tyson, Hawking, and Susskind, but haven't really seen anything that delves into the mathematics behind it.

[Mizango]

lol I'll have to use that for my Physics class this semester (Summer Calc Elec. & Mag Physics is not fun).

And yeah, I still follow it as a hobby, and I want to get into the math side of things. Been reading a lot of Greene, Tyson, Hawking, and Susskind, but haven't really seen anything that delves into the mathematics behind it.

Shout at Woozie, he has everything you need to plunge headlong into Mathematics. If I see him on messenger tonight ill link him to this thread as well.

He's got me beat in that regard.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

On an intellectual level I am intrigued and will follow this info. I collect free courses and tutorials. I have to admit though, I came to the thread for completely different reasons, misreading the title for.... well, physics porn.

Edit: I never used silverlight before. Is this required to see the lectures?

[Eliseos]

Awesome, thanks. I'll delve into some other threads that I saw on here too, think I saw a couple good links in those.

[liggy 0]

selective reading said "bill gates porn to the internet". i'm greatly disappointed