Kitten left in oven

[Yuri-G]

don't worry, with her attitude and lack of remorse, I'm certain she'll be back in jail soon after that year is up.

[Brill Weave]

don't worry, with her attitude and lack of remorse, I'm certain she'll be back in jail soon after that year is up.

Agreed.

[Qalbert]

when i was in 2nd grade a girl microwaved the class hamster because he looked cold
=/

[Kiro]

I smell chicken, I smell liver, meow mix meow mix what's for din-

OH GOD.

[Pikarya]

Give it a week and someone will rent and have a hearse parked in her driveway like they did this kid.

Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser - Encyclopedia Dramatica

[Brill Weave]

Yeah, but that wasn't malicious. She was just dumb as fuck Qalbert

[Correction]

when i was in 2nd grade a girl microwaved the class hamster because he looked cold
=/

When I was in middle school I was over at a friend's house playing video games and when he said 'how do you cook hot dogs?' I told him boiling them for a while in a pot of water worked. 10 minutes later the house started to smell something horrible, and when I went to the kitchen I found a microwave pretty much self-destructing with a steel pot of water full of hot dogs in it.

Kids should never play with kitchen appliances, I've discovered.

[Khamsin]

"putting the cat in the oven, where it cried and scratched before dying."

Some of the lamest journalism I've ever read.

Yeah, it does seem to lack detail. He should have included how long it scratched or described the cry a bit better. It was also stated a bit matter-of-factly. Could use a bit of flair, like the wedding airplane article (although that one contained misleading and/or unconfirmed details, so may not be the best example).

[AoE]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7.../showercat.jpg

[Norellicus]

Yeah, it does seem to lack detail. He should have included how long it scratched or described the cry a bit better. It was also stated a bit matter-of-factly. Could use a bit of flair, like the wedding airplane article (although that one contained misleading and/or unconfirmed details, so may not be the best example).

I might be getting whooshed, but pretty sure the point he was going for is that it's pointless embellishment for the sake of garnering an emotional response from the reader, since the author clearly couldn't have been at the scene. If it was included because the kid actually detailed it in his testimony, then it should have been quoted, not written as an anecdote.

[Maguspk]

when i was in 2nd grade a girl microwaved the class hamster because he looked cold
=/

My friend John did this to his kittens when he was a kid actually. He put them in the microwave to warm them up and watched them die.

Obligatory: He didn't go to jail because hey, they're just cats. Burglary isn't cool but hey, it's just a cat.

[Vuitton]

In before, "omfg I can't believe people get so worked up over animals being hurt but not the millions of people who die each day around the world. People > Animals. You're all fucked up."

My heart cries for that kitty! T_T

[Devia]

When I hear stuff like this, I feel like someone just punched me in the stomach. Bitch is worthless. I hope she lives to regret the fuck out of what she did.

[sephir]

When I was in middle school I was over at a friend's house playing video games and when he said 'how do you cook hot dogs?' I told him boiling them for a while in a pot of water worked. 10 minutes later the house started to smell something horrible, and when I went to the kitchen I found a microwave pretty much self-destructing with a steel pot of water full of hot dogs in it.

Kids should never play with kitchen appliances, I've discovered.

Microwaves are serious business. When I was in grade 4 I remember putting hog dog in the microwave for 1 minute and it exploded. I later found out that I was supposed to put holes in it to prevent this.

Fast forward about 10 years. I found out that the day after my friends birthday party that someone decided to put a beer bottle in the microwave and see what happens. MY friend posted some pictures online why you should never let anyone ever use your microwave. The beer exploded and broke apart all over the microwave. The 4 students who lived in the house had to pay to have it replaced.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...16263_8363.jpg

In reiteration. Microwaves are serious business.

[Kiro]

Cover your junk everytime you're near an active microwave guys.

[Deejay]

I remember watching on some t.v. show that there are restaurants around the world that place live cats in boiling water in order to make it easier for them to remove their fur before they cook them.

it's sad, but shit happens

[Tristam]

update?:

Teen Cheyenne Cherry taunts animal activists after guilty plea for killing kitten in oven

Also lol at "Cheyenne Cherry" that name has future pornstar written all over it.

[bigrougabagel]

kitten murder porn? i guarantee it exists and that it is HUGE in japan. Guessing, but damn its prolly true.

[Bregor]

Cherry is not new to animal crimes.

She was busted last year for using a BB gun to dog-nap a teacup Yorkie with her boyfriend. She was also arrested for robbing a man of his iPod at gunpoint.

I'm pretty sure this won't be her last run-in with the authorities.

[Khamsin]

If she goes on to be a serial killer, I vote her media nickname be "Cemetery Cherry".