Nothing fucking happened plus I had a seven hour nap when I got home.
I kind of chatted up a chick at lunch which is about more than I've chatted up anyone so I dunno.
Nothing fucking happened plus I had a seven hour nap when I got home.
I kind of chatted up a chick at lunch which is about more than I've chatted up anyone so I dunno.
You predicted BG's death didn't you Shiro?
A talking pelican told me it in a dream the night before.
Something will probably happen today because I received an omen.
I got out of bed, sat in a chair, and suddenly came.
I'm actually feeling a lot less healthy now.
Did you really, because... wow
Holy fuck man, your dick is broken... you should go have it 'looked at'.
But on the real, I've never had anything like that happen and I have no clue whether or not that's serious.
Better WebMD that shit.
You didn't cum, reality came when you awoke into it's presence and channeled through your manly body, children were BORN for the moment you awoke, but sadly when reality tried to use your body to do it, they couldn't handle the sheer awesome and your beard antibodies killed them.
Go to General and post Dr. BG thread so I can give your years of sound medical advice.
You're Jesus man, you could score for sure.
I do like the sounds of this, although I can just imagine the conversation.
"Take a seat, please"
"I'd rather not."
Posting in General right now.