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  1. 2009-07-16 11:25 #1
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    My Pants

    They apparently shrank, because the cuffs are riding up high like floods and my balls are strapped to my taint. Either these things shrank in the laundry or I just grew 2 inches and have massive junk.
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    you know what on 2nd thought they're probably the same size
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    I can't actually tell if I like or dislike this
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    It's like a midget is following me around holding my junk up for me
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    a bit uncomfortable, but also a bit awesome
  7. 2009-07-16 11:33 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    It's like a midget is following me around holding my junk up for me

    Oh fuck! Horrible mental images.....
  8. 2009-07-16 11:34 #8
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    I had a picture of that midget nigga with crutches form that show on A&E clinching your package with his popeye-esque forearms.

    Goddammit...
  9. 2009-07-16 11:38 #9
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    Gary Coleman is helping you masturbate.

    You make my pants shrink too guys.
  10. 2009-07-16 11:41 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamez View Post
    Gary Coleman is helping you masturbate.

    You make my pants shrink too guys.
    LOOOOL
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    I got dibs on Webster.
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    Suddenly my pants are shrinking too...
  13. 2009-07-16 11:43 #13
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    Mizango's going to fuck the shit out of Webster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamez View Post
    Mizango's going to fuck the shit out of Webster.
    They make Kyle Orton suits that small?
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    I guess the bad part is when I sit down too quickly and get like a front wedgie right up the middle of the coinpurse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    I guess the bad part is when I sit down too quickly and get like a front wedgie right up the middle of the coinpurse
    Think of it as... well no wait, see I cant even think of anything positive to say about that.
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    Callisto has a mannle toe.
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    I call it the Cabbage Patch
  20. 2009-07-16 11:50 #20
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