I Am So Drunk Right Now

**Krye** · 2009-07-17 00:59

Rob broke up with Stacy and Chris was like Stacy wants to hang out but I have a girlfriend so you can bang her but when we picked up Stacy she was like lol Rob wants to hang out we have to pick him up but it's cool cause when we picked up Rob he had multiple bottles of alcohol and he handed me one but then he was like let me sip out that bitch so I didn't even get to drink it all but it's cool cause the last time we hung out he had a bottle and Stacy kept making me drink a shit ton of it when he wasn't in the room so there would be less left for him cause he's kind of a dick when he's drunk

**braaaanch** · 2009-07-17 01:00

u have a pretty mouth

**Skjie** · 2009-07-17 01:02

purdy

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-17 01:03

I had to read that a few times but now I understand it.

**Krye** · 2009-07-17 01:03

I went to Reno with Chris today so he could buy a ferret but it was 3 hour there and a 3 hour drive back but I got to catch up on some Forgotten Realms reading and he told me if I went with him he'd take me to go see the new Harry Potter movie and he wouldn't even bring his girlfriend and it could be alone time with me and him I guess 6 hours of driving time is worth it to be alone with such a pretty person and he bought me a bunch of Arby melts for lunch so that was kind of cool too