Help me, Dr. BG

[Howard Roark]

damn, I knew it, BRP beat me by a full 2 hours


the only think I can think of is if there were some kind of prostate-stimulated orgasm, maybe you had some kind of fucked up dream (not a gay one, more based on digestion or idk wtf) and the pressure of however people sit -- I think your ass-cheeks probably squeeze your taint area somewhat when people sit down, and that sent you over the top

because in all honesty, I couldn't come that quickly if I wanted to, you had to have been almost there, and it stands to reason that whatever manner it started in would have something to do with the sitting, which seemed to have finished you off





and some humor to lighten the discussion:

Spoiler: show

go to 4:36:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c6FABlLyA

[Mizango]

How about going to a real fucking doctor instead of asking BG?

To be fair, we did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.

[BRP]

laughter is the best medicine

[Jeryhn]

To be fair, we did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.

lol'd a lot harder than I should have. Pretty ashamed of myself right now.

[Mizango]

lol'd a lot harder than I should have. Pretty ashamed of myself right now.

[Davricle]

To be fair, we did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.

FUCKING LOL

[Hank]

I think your ass-cheeks probably squeeze your taint area somewhat when people sit down, and that sent you over the top

What a sentence, lol

[Kiro]

A+ thread, would read again.

[Shiroikage]

I didn't blow my wad any other time when I sat down today, so I'm going to chalk it up to something similar to what Howard said and count it as an anomaly.

How about going to a real fucking doctor instead of asking BG?

They are my genitals and I will do what I want with them.

[antihero]

cancer

[Slapper]

I bet you heard "Jackpot" right after you sat down didn't you.

[Kiro]

LOL

Edit: Goddamnit this thread is awesome. General needs more of this.

[Serif]

To be fair, we did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.

YouTube - Holiday inn Snoop Dogg feat. Chingy ?

[zoobernut]

Maybe you got head from a ghost. You should tell the ghost to go here: http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/78327...irlfriend.html

[Shiroikage]

General needs more of this.

Not sure my junk can handle it.

[Teffy]

should have tried to jackoff afterwards, just to see what happened.

[Natsuchii]

and some humor to lighten the discussion:

Spoiler: show

go to 4:36:

o.0