OHGOD MY EYES.

[Charismatic]

Why would you want to be with someone who brings nothing to the table!?

[Charismatic]

...because she has nice tits. Obviously.

[Kiarax]

My Granddad was a chef, I've cooked a lot of random shit with him. I enjoy cooking but I'm super lazy and have ADD like a motherfucker, I can't bring myself to make anything that takes too long. I only get lazier when I'm actually hungry too, which usually results in me making toast, instant noodles or pasta. Pepperoni pasta is fucking delicious though so I can't really complain, I could live off that shit.

[Charismatic]

If it wouldn't feel totally metro-questionable, I would take this offer up and counter it with Canadian food.

I don't really care man, we need to do this shit son.

[gamez]

*rolls up a foil ball and throws it across the kitchen* ksup.

There's also the option of cooking shit when you're not lazy then reheating it, if it keeps well.

[Charismatic]

There's also the option of cooking shit when you're not lazy then reheating it, if it keeps well.

Exactly

[Kiarax]

when you're not lazy

Lol.

[Charismatic]

Lol.

You don't realize how well we could work out... :0

[gamez]

Lol.

>=( If I can make 5 omelettes and 2 pounds of bacon just now, YOU CAN COOK... maybe... idk... lazy.

[drwaffles]

Guarantee I'm lazier than Kiarax when it comes to making food.

1. I won't get myself something until I'm on the verge of passing out.
2. If I do have to make myself something it will rarely if ever involve cooking, and is usually just a bowl of cereal.

I can cook quite well when the need arises, and actually really enjoy it when I get into it, but as with everything else it's the process of starting it that puts me off. Since it's summer I usually get up after lunchtime now, so I'm normally running on one meal a day plus lots of diet coke.

[Tomiko]

I'm not sure how this is going to work between us baby

Way to forget about anal.

[gamez]

IT STILL COUNTS.

[Charismatic]

Way to forget about anal.

This is why I'm glad you guys are here.

[Kiarax]

Guarantee I'm lazier than Kiarax when it comes to making food.

1. I won't get myself something until I'm on the verge of passing out.
2. If I do have to make myself something it will rarely if ever involve cooking, and is usually just a bowl of cereal.

I can cook quite well when the need arises, and actually really enjoy it when I get into it, but as with everything else it's the process of starting it that puts me off. Since it's summer I usually get up after lunchtime now, so I'm normally running on one meal a day plus lots of diet coke.

This is story of my life shit right here. I am pretty much exactly the same, minus the diet coke, I only drink water.

[Falisa]

Kiarax also finds severed penises on her walk from the computer to the kitchen sometimes.

[Falisa]

She puts them in jars and caresses them lovingly

[Kiarax]

Shh...

[Atreides]

caresses the penises, or caresses the jars full of penises?

[Kiarax]

Jars, don't be disgusting.

[Charismatic]

See...