A wild stargate appears!

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 04:29

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...SG-1_Gates.png

What do you do?

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**Senoska** · 2009-07-19 04:30

Stick my penis in it.

**TheShadyMan** · 2009-07-19 04:33

Check my inventory.

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 04:34

You find a P-90 and a large dildo.

**Laude** · 2009-07-19 04:36

*uses the large dildo*

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 04:38

http://www.nelsonguirado.com/media/b...ndo/carter.gif

We don't have time for that! There's an incoming wormhole! It's the Wraith!

**Laude** · 2009-07-19 04:39

Fine, I'll use the P-90.

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 04:42

The iris fails and the wraith storm the SGC while Benny Hill music plays.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-19 05:00

look north

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:01

You see Dr. Jackson being seduced by a Wraith Queen.

**gamez** · 2009-07-19 05:04

I build an Arbiter and Recall in some Dragoons to handle the Wraith.

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:12

The Ancients swoop in and destroy the contraption, waving their fingers in a "uh uh uh" fashion.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-19 05:18

look west

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:19

http://www.sg1archive.com/images/bios/landryx.jpg
General Landry is setting the base auto-destruct for 34 seconds while whistling the theme to star wars

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-19 05:23

look east

**gamez** · 2009-07-19 05:25

Spoiler: show

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:25

McKay is having sex with Keller on the ramp to the stargate.

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:25

Also gamez is killed in the crossfire

<3

**gamez** · 2009-07-19 05:27

This is revenge for the Oprah incident in my wagon thread, isn't it.

**Akucaen** · 2009-07-19 05:28

Never! You were standing between a Wraith queen and her Daniel. You obviously had to die.

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