Am I being whooshd or something?

[Antithesis]

When I worked on Extreme Makeover, I took about 8 people to get LASIK. Of those 8, all had remarkably improved vision. The "surgery" (lol) takes about 30 minutes, no anesthesia, no pain. One of those 8 had to go back for a "touch-up".

I have great vision, but if I didn't I'd get LASIK in a second. I think it's crazy that "instantly improve vision forever" isn't at the top of everyone's "shit I'd spend money on" list.

Wut..

[Charismatic]

No, archibaldcrane is gay. Pretty obvious man.

[Antithesis]

No I mean the Extreme Makeover part.

[_chuchu]

he's got people

[Charismatic]

No I mean the Extreme Makeover part.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about too.

[Antithesis]

I've probably seen this nigga on TV and I don't even know it.

[_chuchu]

very likely

[gamez]

Archi & Dav are hollywood slaves for tv shows.

[Celeste]

LASIK will cause cataracts!

[Ivve]

if your vision is obstructed, try pushing your penis out of the way.

[archibaldcrane]

Dude. I work in television production. Which means there's shows I've worked on.

Extreme Makeover is one of those shows, I was a casting associate producer for them in 2005.

[archibaldcrane]

But no, I was never on camera. Now I work as an editor and/or assistant editor, currently on Jeff Dunham's new comedy central show.

[Ivve]

is jeff dunham the fucking horrible ventriloquist? i can't keep my terrible comedians straight

[Shiroikage]

Yes

[archibaldcrane]

Good ventriloquist, not funny but super popular comedian yes. He was the #3 grossing comedian in America last year, and that's -without- a TV show. He tours like a madman and sells out huge venues. I don't get it either.

[Shiroikage]

Man, the other summer student in the lab was watching one of his videos and all I could hear for like 15 minutes was "I KEEL YOU"

[Shiroikage]

Fuck.

[_chuchu]

That's all Shiro

[_chuchu]

That's all she wrote

[_chuchu]

Murder she wrote