wtf

[Gunitsoldier]

Warning: LiveJournal kinda post inc

I'd post this in general but people suck there, your replies will probably be better.

Long story short, i'm 19 and GF said she wants kids already, ideas to get her to change her mind?

[BRP]

Nope

[Conrad]

Yeah, going with BRP...No.

[Zalius]

been there done that always ends in breakup

[Kiarax]

Tell her you do not want kids, quite simple.

[Laude]

And if she does want kids, when she gets pregant, rip the unborn baby from her womb and stick it in a blender. Fun times.

[Laude]

Oh wait, fuck it first, then stick it in a blender.

[_chuchu]

This is an opportunity to test your falconpawnch skills.

[_chuchu]

then stick it in a blender

[Cheerios]

Is your girlfriend mexican?

[_chuchu]

doing essays will always end up in spawning demons

[Stumblingdrunk]

Knock her up. Hopefully then you won't have time to post here anymore

[Atreides]

tell her you're gay

better yet go gay

[Howard Roark]

tell her you'll stay with her anyway, don't use kids to keep you together

do you own a house yet? prob not
are you done school? prob not
have you travelled? prob not


get your life started before you ruin it with kids, an old statistic from a good 5 years ago said that each kid will cost parents 1 million dollars by the time they reach 18, pretty sure that doesn't even include tuition

this can only have increased by now

[Ivve]

uhhhhhhhhh she wants kids now or she just knows she does someday? if she wants them now you should seriously sit down in front of the computer, make a nice realistic list of the shit you will need just to get STARTED taking care of a kid, total it up, and then proceed to punch her in the fucking face for each dollar you'd need to spend and see how she feels about it.

[Ivve]

anyone who wants to actually birth children before 25 years of age and/or education/decent job/savings plan needs to seriously just be killed.

[Conrad]

anyone who wants to actually birth children before 25 years of age and/or education/decent job/savings plan needs to seriously just be killed.

You don't need it to be contingent on if they have a plan for a family or not, babies are the worst kind of people.

[Colenzo]

COOL GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD BRO

[Ivve]

You don't need it to be contingent on if they have a plan for a family or not, babies are the worst kind of people.

secrets revealed: almost nobody ever makes it that far.

[Howard Roark]

I think a lot of time, money, relationships, and really most of all: curiosity, would be saved by people just using "What will your baby look like?" software

get a tamagotchi, print out the above picture and stick the face on it, and set it to wake you up at annoying times of night, during grocery shopping, movies, and shaggin'



your woulda-been kid would thank you