The FFXI guide for women

[Johndoe]

1. First thing you'll wanna do is level up your cooking skill to 100 before you start leveling otherwise ur basically useless right from the start.

2. Select a job that will help back-up the men who'll be the front-line jobs so a BRD or WHM are good options.

3. A woman leveling PLD is like a woman running for president very sad mildly funny, no one has ever taken a woman tank seriously in this game and you'll be no exception don't try it.

4. People play this game as a sort of escape from real life, but there is no escaping your second class citizenship.

5. NEVER EVER use this game as an excuse to not cook your man a steak in RL

6. It's a proven fact that 80% of missed stuns of Gates of Hades is due to a spammed chat log, WE DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR YOUR NAILS ARE NOW!

7. If your in a party and you happen to realize that your the leader, it was obviously a terrible mistake please pass leader to the closest male in the party.

8.This is most likely your one chance to get shit by acting like a hot slut so don't mess it up with a RL pic of yourself.

9.There is no job called "Secretary" so don't kill yourself trying to find a way to unlock it

10.There is no litter box furnishing so all mithras are assumed to be dirty sluts.

11. If you don't own an Opaline set you clearly haven't found yourself a nerd yet

12. If your character is a mithra it was probably whacked off too 12 times last night while you sat AFK in upper Jeuno.

13. Us men only keep 1 bed in our MH so hope you like the floor.

14. If you whore yourself too much on mithra, people will think you're a man looking for easy gil so be careful.

15. while having sex men look for mithras who use their tail...... to dust the surrounding area that is.

16. you better like men who are close with their mothers considering their mothers are usually right upstairs.

17. Just because you have the /vote command doesn't mean we will count it.



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[Mayareira]

Hehe, made me giggle.

[Khamsin]

The real guide to women (and men playing female characters) playing FFXI:

1) Find a rich guy and flirt with him.

2) If you want something from your male-dominated LS, just ask.

[Stumblingdrunk]

chauvinism, always hilarious >.>

[Chicomagiko]

Thats your first post? You took the time to register, to go through the process to post this bullshit? Some stupid ass repost with horrible grammar?

[ChooChooTrain]

Thank god someone posted this.

Tired of women of FFXI not knowing their place.

[Karbuncle]

Lawl, First time i've read it, Hilarious D: i laughed a bit

[Khamsin]

I was half hoping this was posted in Advanced so I could lock it.

Suppose I still could since this is more of a leaky spam thing than General material.

Tell you what, I'll leave this up for you all to make fun of until the next mod comes along, and if they want, they can nuke it.

[Heavencloud]

First time I've seen it too, and I lol'd.

[Despain]

Thats your first post? You took the time to register, to go through the process to post this bullshit? Some stupid ass repost with horrible grammar?

I don't think its bullshit :/

Yeah there's this chick on my server who uses the fuck out of guys to get where she wants. She "quit" but came back on a different character trying to start on a clean slate, but me being me, I found out about. (She registered on 2 different sites that I owned, IPs matched etc).

But yeah. I laughed a bit D:

[Pro]

This was pretty funny. And I don't check spam, so I might have missed this otherwise :3

[Mayareira]

Eh, decent humor post. Haven't seen it before too so, yeah.

[LinktheDeme]

True story about the woman tanks.

[Chicomagiko]

I was half hoping this was posted in Advanced so I could lock it.

Suppose I still could since this is more of a leaky spam thing than General material.

Tell you what, I'll leave this up for you all to make fun of until the next mod comes along, and if they want, they can nuke it.

Its his first post in what appears to be a brand new account. I highly doubt you can call this leaky spam(unless he lurked spam b4 creating the account but I don't think thats possible). Hence, I request you take back the label of "leaky spam" since that is not what this is. This is just some dumb fuck who thought this was the most hilarious thing ever and didn't bother with spellchecking or even coming up with an interesting screen name in his haste to post something immensely idiotic and disrespectful to women.

[BRP]

Please don't move this to spam.

[Warudo Ecksu]

kuai makes way funniest posts than this and he gets banned for it. what gives???

[donnie]

lol that was funny

[Aerides]

25% mildly amusing, but too much mithra stuff gets lame. Especially since 90% of the mithra are men.

This would not have survived overnight in spam. It's even borderline for old-standard.

Any female who is actually offended needs to get a grip.

[Gunitsoldier]

If you like this you are under 14 years of age.

[Not Kuno]

I am offended. Not because this is sexist but because it is unfunny.