Top 10 foods to avoid while driving

[The_OG_Nelta]

footlong sweet onion chicken teriyaki.

[Roranora]

Back when I had teeth and stuff, I ate while driving somewhat regularly (usually late-night pizza/fries/ice cream/etc).. but never anything as involved as ribs. >.>; Now, my driving distractions are reduced to bowl loading/smoking and relatively minimal texting.

[Grey Jorildyn]

Sometimes I eat crab rangoon on the way home. They're just so delicious I can't wait...

[Stumblingdrunk]

Back when I had teeth and stuff

Wut?

[archibaldcrane]

Meth is a helluva drug.

[Qalbert]

Ramen, with chopsticks

[Alishe]

Had some sandwich-burger from sonic that was on sourdough bread a month back on a road trip, shit was messy.

[Boyiee]

We were cooking at work recently and had roastbeef mashed potatoes gravy and a vegetable and got a call, so we took it with us and ate it while responding lol. Still think the windmill was more difficult.

Anyone ever been to windmill?

One of their hotdogs+cheese fries was one of the messiest and most difficult things I've eaten while driving. Just the sheer concentration needed to keep it off of myself was mind boggling.

[Roranora]

Wut?

I decided I'd chew on a steering wheel column.

[Zalius]

lunchables cracker stackers with one hand oh yes

[Yuri-G]

How has no-one said pussy yet? I'm disappointed in you BG.

I've had my dick sucked while driving but that's not really the same thing, and I think a lot of us have here anyway.


I've sucked dick in a car but... not while I was driving. shit's impossible.

[Siniroth]

The fuck eats ribs and wings while driving? Or a chilly dog? Really.

Chili dog I can see, wtf ribs or wings though

[Ketna]

When I was a senior in HS and working nights at the mall I would have my dinner on the way to work, nachos and a big gulp. But it's ok I drove a '76 Skylark at the time and didnt have a cell phone, so I would be ok in an accident.

[antihero]

You're not even worth answering to lol

except you just did...?

[Eticket]

Just imagine, drinking coffee while driving can potentially award you with almost 3million bucks (Liebeck v. McDonald's), think of how much you can get by eating chocolates! brb going to sue Cadbury.

I always love when people mention this case, especially when they make it so obvious they have no idea what the case was about.

[wop]

I always love when people mention this case, especially when they make it so obvious they have no idea what the case was about.

Do enlighten us.

To most of us, it's a case where an old lady called Stella Leibeck pouring hot coffee on her lap, got third degree burns, and got compensation due to MacDonald's negligence.

[Eticket]

Do enlighten us.

To most of us, it's a case where an old lady called Stella Leibeck pouring hot coffee on her lap, got third degree burns, and got compensation due to MacDonald's negligence.

Considering you misquoted the amount 640k vs 2.8 mil and the circumstances (ie: sitting in a parked car isn't exactly driving), I figured you were just another schlub that wrote it off as a frivolous lawsuit as most do. Never mind the fact that your wording implied it was her fault as well.

So excuse me for the confusion. Instead of being miseducated, you were just promoting the miseducation of others. Proceed.

[wop]

Sue me, i got the numbers wrong. At least I got the jis of the case. Last I read, was almost 10 years ago studying 1st year law for my honours.

Edit: Some of my numbers were right. Just checked wiki,
"jury awarded $2.86 million to a woman who burned herself with hot coffee. The trial judge reduced the total award to $640,000"
So yea, sue me. wanker

[Howard Roark]

All these payouts are making a joke of the legal system

Upping the payouts just attracts more of these pirahna types

Really annoys me when I see these things affect my day to day life

I was getting a steak with my gf and her knife was so dull, she ended up using the butter knife's serrated edge because it was sharper.

Know what I want?

=

The sharpest knife you guys have

Obviously they're not going to bring me a ginsu knife

Nowadays it seems like you have to protect yourself a s a business from these petty lawsuits

Knives for cutting steak need to be sharp, there should be an implied consent when you order a steak, "yes I know how to use a knife, I use them when I have steak at home."

Otherwise these stupid payouts ruin it for everyone. Smarten up judges, although kudos to this dude for reducing the coffee payout 75%