I'm a superhero.

[Woozie]

Last week my uncle got hit by a train and survived. Clearly, he's a superhero, which means the entire family is superheroes because we have the same DNA (the DNA is probably Kryptonian).

So what should I do with my new found superpowers?

[Ragnell]

Fly over here and give me 20 bucks please

[gamez]

Be black and get a PhD.

[Woozie]

Fly over here and give me 20 bucks please

Will that prevent world destruction in some way or another?

[Kiarax]

Fly Ryko (I assume you have superhuman strength) over to France so we may have relations.

[Woozie]

Be black and get a PhD.

I'm pretty sure black people with Ph.Ds make pigs fly and hell freeze over, both of which cold destroy the world. I wanted to use my powers for good, not evil.

[Kiarax]

It'll be evolution of the species.

[Callisto]

what the fuck was your uncle doing on the train tracks? Black people are crazy

[gamez]

Loan Kia your super powers for that so she can push out Ryko sized babies.

[Ragnell]

Will that prevent world destruction in some way or another?

lets hope so

also what calli said

[Callisto]

I mean I enjoy my malt liquour as much as the next guy, but shit I stay away from train stations when it's 40 night.

[Woozie]

Fly Ryko (I assume you have superhuman strength) over to France so we may have relations.

Sorry, but as a superhero, I have to do everything I can to make this world a better place, which means I have to destroy France

I promise to leave your house in tact.

[Kiarax]

You couldn't penetrate my castle defences anyway.

[gamez]

Can't you just return her to England, or Canada, or some other questionable country.

[Kiarax]

Loan Kia your super powers for that so she can push out Ryko sized babies.

Lol'd, but nah, nothing is coming out of this bajingo.

[Callisto]

You couldn't penetrate my castle defences anyway.

gettin' me all hot & bothered over here talking like that

[Woozie]

what the fuck was your uncle doing on the train tracks? Black people are crazy

Ohio.com - Train strikes man near downtown Akron

I talked to my mom about it. It turns out he had been extremely depressed since the last time he got out of prison. My mom was trying to help him out. She enrolled him into school and stuff and she tried to keep him from going back to the streets. But eventually my mom wasn't able to get back into contact with him but she heard he was getting drunk and high again. Next thing we know, he's in the hospital.

[Woozie]

Can't you just return her to England, or Canada, or some other questionable country.

If Canada actually existed I'd bring her there, but everyone knows Canada is just a myth.

[Callisto]

Ouch. tbh I'd be pretty depressed too if I was one of the four black dudes in Akron.

[Day]

Isn't he in prison? I don't think you guys are talking about the same kind of train here.