I just went on a good date

[Ivve]

i know this is hard but that means look at my previous post, not yours. i didn't realize you were a "see above" virgin.

[Ivve]

i want to rub my tits on her tits but i'm afraid we would both go blind

[AkashiXI]

i know this is hard but that means look at my previous post, not yours. i didn't realize you were a "see above" virgin.

I'M A VIRGIN BY CHOICE FUCK YOU

[Ivve]

I'M A VIRGIN BY CHOICE FUCK YOU

that's what they all say.

p.s. i think that means i just raped you

[Shiroikage]

that's what they all say.

nah

[AkashiXI]

that's what they all say.

p.s. i think that means i just raped you

hell no, I have enough crabs in my sig/avatar, I don't need more from you

[Ivve]

but you told me you were a virgin! where did you get all those crabs you fucking dirty liar

[Conrad]

nah

lol

Spoiler: show

I feel your pain

[archibaldcrane]

Sorry for not being ...clear I guess? Chicks that are comfortable with porn are preferable to chicks that aren't for a number of reasons. She already told me some funny/strange stories about ...pretty fucking famous porn stars, which is interesting.

I don't harbor any illusions that I'm going to start banging porn stars left and right...not sure where your rant came from is all.

Anyway, it's good. Rub tits to your heart's content

[Ivve]

that's just how i talk. sometimes the reactions to what i say seriously fucking astound me. like right now when i used "fucking" in that last sentence, people will read it and and go OH SHIT IVVE IS MAD when the reality of the situation is just that i don't know any other way to convey how surprised i am. i'm sarcastic and mean; i don't know why any of this shit is surprising to the spam regulars. it blows my mind.

it just read like you thought it was cool specifically that she knew omg porn stars, not that she was comfortable with porn. to which i was like, yeah well what does that have to do with anything?

[AkashiXI]

but you told me you were a virgin! where did you get all those crabs you fucking dirty liar

from FFXI and Shadyman, DUH!

[Ohaigaiz]

she's fucking gross and you should feel bad

[Ivve]

generally speaking a ton of language = incredulous, not angry. i wish i didn't have to spell that out for spam proper (i know you don't post here regularly arch) but i guess it's part of the whole tone of voice lost, etc shit with text communication. sometimes i roll in here and everyone gets the joke and sometimes i say something and people go UMAD and UJEALOUS and i really can't tell what i did differently to provoke completely different reactions from people. shit's confusing and makes me lose faith in you guys

[Colenzo]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[Ivve]

hahahaha

[archibaldcrane]

it just read like you thought it was cool specifically that she knew omg porn stars

I do think that's cool. Similarly, I'd think it was cool if she knew the cast of Friends or the Oakland Raiders, and I probably would've said that in my OP if either were the case. If you'd said "oh, what, so now you think you're going to meet all the Oakland Raiders and talk to them like they're going to give a fuck?" I would've YOUMAD'ed you too.

No worries.

[Ivve]

oh, see i guess that's where we're different. i don't think it's that cool just because if you ever do meet them they're probably going to either be a total asshole to you and ruin your entire perception of them or they're going to write you off immediately as just another worshiper, especially if you try to "talk shop" with them and ask them anything about what they do. the prospect of actually meeting famous people is just not something that appeals to me. i'd rather just not know them than know them and either know they're an asshole or they think i'm one, you know?

[archibaldcrane]

I hear ya. I meet "famous" people on a more-than-regular basis because of my work, so I'm a little more used to being around them and my expectations of them are limited at best. She already assured me that all porn stars are pretty fucked up. They're doing that work for a reason.

Hearing that Sasha Grey will gladly show you her 5 and 10-year business models for her ongoing porn ventures was kinda interesting though.

[Ivve]

She already assured me that all porn stars are pretty fucked up. They're doing that work for a reason.

you know what's funny to me? my husband thinks i'm naive for believing this is probably the case. he also believes the strippers are paying for college though, so what can you do? people who go into any branch of sex work are generally fucked up

[AkashiXI]

or they like a good dicking