archibaldcrane

[Mizango]

Real talk.

[Davricle]

Absolutely, you dont know it but your pheromone output has increased tenfold since your lunch with him. Im telling you dude, go to the club and buy a bitch a drank and tell her "sup shawty, I know Archi" and watch the panties him the floor.

You'll be hitting skins right there in the club. Another thing you didn't realize is that the entire time you were having dinner you had a boner and he got you off without touching you.

Archi is a bad motherfucker, ive been telling you guys.

Sadly this is actually true. I have met more girls in the past three weeks than I ever have.

[Maguspk]

I'd heard about it maybe a year ago, but it doesn't change the fact that it's gold.

[archibaldcrane]

Fatlus really applies only to the girth of our cocks.

Oh god I lol'ed.

No Persona the past few days, too busy with ladies and work, you know me.

Also, I still don't have a girlfriend in Persona 3. My pussy magnetism apparently only works IRL.

Although I did slay a girl I met in FFXI...I dunno man. Shit's confusing.

I still feel like a fucking weeaboo playing Persona though.

[Genosync]

I still feel like a fucking weeaboo playing Persona though.

that might have something to do with the fact you are

[Charismatic]

basically yeah, if you're playing persona... you've already crossed that bridge.

[Ryko]

Honestly it's because you are, dont worry about it.

[Ryko]

G'damn, a 50 minute after the fact triple team.

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah that was a little out of control.

If I'm playing as a japanese high schooler, talking to my classmates and signing up for Kendo team, eating ramen noodles and participating in student council, but I'm not really enjoying it...

...am I still a weeaboo?

I am, aren't I.

Does it help that I'd never played a single Persona game until right now, when a black man (somehow corrupted into a weeaboo, much like a wolf in sheep's clothing) recommended them highly to me?

I feel tricked.

[Ryko]

Nigga I got the tag for just going to a convention, not paying for it, not waiting in line, not dressing up, not buying anything, and only going to play brawl.

[Ivve]

if playing persona is the only weeaboo-esque thing you do, are you still a weeaboo? is it serious enough that it tips the scales on its own? do you need to play more than one persona game in order to reach full weeaboo levels? this is intriguing; i didn't even know it was on the list of weeaboo shit.

[Ryko]

yes
yes
no
how could you not?

Quick guide: If, even in english, someone is referred to as "Senpai", it's super weeaboo.

[Ivve]

mostly because i'm oblivious to most weeaboo shit. unless you're doing some shit that's pretty blatant i probably won't notice.

[Ryko]

Oh?

[Charismatic]

Correct

(This was directed at the senpai comment, I was slow)

[Ivve]

Oh?

yeah, trying to learn japanese and talking about how much you want to visit mainland japan, praising glorious nippon over your own culture at all times, immersing yourself in SUBBED NOT DUBBED (VERY IMPORTANT SWEET LORD JESUS) anime series that nobody has heard of, wearing cheap polyester blend clothing with japanese characters silkscreened on them, wearing any clothing featuring anime characters, seriously listening to j-pop, watching azn porn exclusively, having yellow fever, owning katanas, wearing a top knot, worshiping samurais/ninjas/japan's "warrior culture," actually believing that an incredibly xenophobic society will accept you as one of their own because you watch their cartoons, using japanese words with people that you know don't speak japanese, making those stupid emoticons with their moon runes -- any of those things really will work.

those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head, but that's also just about everything i know about weeaboo faggots.

[Charismatic]

yeah, trying to learn japanese and talking about how much you want to visit mainland japan, praising glorious nippon over your own culture at all times, immersing yourself in SUBBED NOT DUBBED (VERY IMPORTANT SWEET LORD JESUS) anime series that nobody has heard of, wearing cheap polyester blend clothing with japanese characters silkscreened on them, wearing any clothing featuring anime characters, seriously listening to j-pop, watching azn porn exclusively, having yellow fever, owning katanas, wearing a top knot, worshiping samurais/ninjas/japan's "warrior culture," actually believing that an incredibly xenophobic society will accept you as one of their own because you watch their cartoons -- any of those things really will work.

those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head, but that's also just about everything i know about weeaboo faggots.

If that were what weeaboos were supposed to be, even I wouldn't be one... that can't be right.

[Ryko]

stuff

I was just making a haku-men reference tbh.

But what char said, even most anime enthusiasts aren't that deep. Hell, tsu is most definitely weeaboo and he isn't that deep, I think the hardest he goes is having a thing for white girls who happen know japanese.

[Ivve]

you watch a bunch of anime. that's enough.

[Charismatic]

I actually don't, next.