archibaldcrane

[Beckwin]

This was a good thread. I like when Beckwin gets all upset.

idk bro it looked like I got ivve pretty upset

[Beckwin]

oh day, you cad, I see what you did there. you got me.

now that's some well-done trolling.

ivve should take notes.

[Shiroikage]

lol

[Sera]

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[Day]

Day trolls my heart with false promises. .'/

This is lies.

[Ivve]

Japan might be 20th on my "countries I like to visit" list - if they'd step their wine game up then they'd have a chance.

actually japan has some of the only wine i really like (plum wine), but i agree, definitely not enough reason to visit. i've heard tokyo is one of the most expensive travel destinations there is, and it just doesn't seem worth it overall. the lure of insane sex toys is just not that great.

p.s. awww you think about me after sex.

Spoiler: show

i love you too

[Day]

I do it during. Is that bad? I think it's why I get off so fast.

[Atreides]

ugh plum wine is like alcoholic insulin, way too sweet. It's good for like 1-2 glasses but getting drunk off the stuff poses the same problems as getting drunk purely off of manaschewitz. Worst hangover I've ever had

[Ivve]

dude insulin is like the opposite of sugar.

[Atreides]

then it's like alcoholic bizarro insulin dont shit on my analogies

[archibaldcrane]

edit: Total hoe shit by me, sorry

[Ivve]

it's not even an analogy; it's a simile. you are disappointing me hard today! but i love you so much, don't do this to me ; ;

but archi, some fruit wine is delicious i know people who make several different kinds at home, which is pretty cool. the only other alcoholic beverage i've ever known people to make is moonshine and that pretty much tastes like drinking gasoline. shit's too gross for me even if it is effective.

team 34b sig was like a sears bra ad, lol. she didn't even have a head.

[Day]

Have you had the moonshine with fruit in it? Sounds like you been sippin dat white lightnin' I was going to bring some peaches to Richmond and totally fucking forgot.

[Ivve]

gasoline with fruit on the bottom doesn't sound any more appealing

[Atreides]

ever have Lillet, Ivve? It's a french dessert wine, pretty common, I used to like that a lot more than plum wine although it's nearly as sweet.

[Day]

gasoline with fruit on the bottom doesn't sound any more appealing

It doesn't but it definitely tastes a little better.

[Ivve]

never had lillet. i'm not a big wine person, so i don't try it often and even then usually only when people are very insistent. alcohol is too expensive to just be ordering a bunch of glasses of random shit and hoping for the best.

[Atreides]

but you can get a whole BOX of franzia for the price of a glass!

[archibaldcrane]

edit: Total hoe shit by me, sorry

[Antithesis]

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Yeah, that was kind of the funny part (I know that wasn't a pic of you, obviously) I'm jerking into this girl's mouth and thinking about that pic, with your personality, getting all aggro so I can -finally- rock off, and I'm like "this is ridiculous, this bitch doesn't even have a head".

But it got the job done.

Not sure if I see much of a future here though, she has a little bit of a dominant streak and if I've learned one thing in life it's that that doesn't work for me.

In other news:

Taking this girl out to lunch tomorrow - Miz, she's your favorite, black and from Texas!

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...149898690.jpeg
Now, I've hooked up with a black girl once before (also from Texas, actually) but that was after a drunken lingerie party (sometimes I say shit like this and don't believe it myself - it actually was a 3-way with the black girl and a blond cutie that lasted til the sun came up, but that's a whole other story) - I've never engaged with a black girl on a regular "hi let's get lunch" dating way.

Should be interesting, I'm so impossibly racially aware my own thought processes go on hyperdrive (watch my short films for that to make more sense) but yeah, kinda stoked. She's a cutie.

Archi do me a favor and when you go out with an Asian girl post pics of her :3