Door to door evangelists, how is this shit legal?

[Andarvi]

So this massive family recently moved into my neighborhood, located in MA, and they won't stop coming and ringing my damn doorbell trying to preach to me. There are about 6-8 of them ages (im guessing) 13-21, roughly. I have three dogs that free the shit out when the doorbell is rung, though usually its UPS or something which is fine. But what the shit, how can these fuckers walk onto anyone's property they want for whatever reason, regardless of the fact it is religiously oriented. They have been here for 2 weeks and have been at my doorstep at least 3 times.

I don't care if they are preaching their archaic christianity (they are white, wear extremely conservative clothes from head to toe, girls wear are wearing denim dresses in 85 degree humid weather. Guys are wearing suits. Their hair is ridic. They look like the god hates jew people from some church that begins with an H.

How is this bullshit even legal. Stay off my property. Stop making my dogs freak out cause you are a jerk.

I can only imagine how bad it is in the bible belt or Utah or something.

Edit: It wasnt an H, they remind of the Westboro Baptist Church as far as dress code goes, not sure about practice.

[Penthesilea]

Try to sleep with the daughter

[Qalbert]

Do you have a sign that says no solicitors? If not get one, then call the cops. If a sign is posted, its trespassing, or so I have been told.

[Tricen]

Get a restraining order on them. Put up an o soliciting sign.

[Qalbert]

Alternatively, hire someone who is good with makeup to 'carve' pentagrams and swastikas on your chest, and answer the door without your shirt on.

[Tricen]

Have you told them to like... Stop coming to your house? That would be a good step lol

[Byrd]

Have you explicitly asked them not to come back? Or do you have something on the door saying "No Soliciting?" To the best of my knowledge, they're not doing anything illegal until one of the two above conditions is met.

[grantlogan]

Instead of making this a legal issue(lol), answer the door and say not interested? Why so scared?

[Koyuki]

Just answer the door naked (with a woodie preferably) and they won't come back, hopefully..unless they're closet gays.

[Atreides]

generally making homosexual advances at the hotter ones tends to scare them away >_>

[Milkster]

generally making homosexual advances at the hotter ones tends to scare them away >_>

^ This.

[ZarakiKujata]

Unless they are repressed homos as so many christfags are, in which case you might have 1 come back by their lonesome later to explore their feelings towards you.

[Serif]

inb4 Plow and Neosutra and this thread becoming 10 pages long

[Neosutra]

In before Neosutra.

Edit: God damnit Serif..

[Seraph]

HA HA! Good Timing.

[Maguspk]

Unless they are repressed homos as so many christfags are,

lol, right

[The_OG_Nelta]

This could be epic. I DEMAND VIDEOS.

[Gulkeeva]

In texas theirs a law... i think its called... castle doctrine

"Shoot first, ask later" on any trespassers

I certainly don't have any strange people coming to my door anymore!

[Rockstaru]

Try to sleep with the daughter

This

[pohibaba]

Why not get into a conversation with them? That's what I usually do when they come knocking on my door. Force them to think for once in their lives and when they can't answer your questions give them information on Dawkins or Hitchens where they can find more information. Turn that shit around on them!